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"...So, Liv, I'd like your opinion on somethin', my client and future World Champion of the B8WL, Liv Morgan."

"Whatcha playin', DJ? ...And why're you talking like that, no one talks like that."

*Pretending they didn't here that last part.* "These may be a few controversial opinions, but I hold that each and every single one of them is true, I'd just like to hear what you'd think"

"Y'huh? What's spinnin' in that head of yours?"

"Well, first off, the only difference between Mean Girls and Citizen Kane is that Mean Girls is still worth watching to this day."

*Liv Immediately breaks down laughing.*

"...So we're going to have to work on this, I see."

"Yea- ye we are. You're r-right though."

"Of course I am, no one willingly watches Kane unless they're a pretentious movie critic or being forced to for their high school film class, no one's going to turn down a viewing of Mean Girls."

"What else you got?"

"Well, let's try this on for size. We don't need to hold Bret Hart to a pedestal anymore, the Canadian scene's evolved to a point where he's not the best there was in the ring technically, even at his prime anymore, and that's all he had going for him. Also, we still have Y2J."

"...Oh my God you're serious."

"Of course I am! And last off, OI ZANGIEF!"

"...DJ, are you about to say-"

"Something stupid but true, yes. OI YOU BIG UGLY RUSSIAN BASTARD, THE ONLY REASON YOU WON THE BATTLE ROYAL IS BECAUSE YOU WENT FOR THE ONE PERSON IN THAT RING THAT ACTUALLY SCARED YOU."

"...DJ REVERB, bud, I don't think-"

"Please lemme finish, Mrs. Morgan, you're better than even you think you are. There's a reason I went to you first when I lost my license to wrestle here. I saw that 83 minute classic you and Mrs. Vega put on for those lunatics at the nLWWE, you have star written all over you. Back to what I was saying, though. Zangief, if that *is* your real name, you and I *both* know the reason you went for Liv when so many others went for the Macedonian king, and she was the only real threat there.
She may only be 5'4, but she's inch for inch, and pound for pound, the best pure wrestler in this entire federation, and we're the only three people here that know it. You have my word, that, barring massive injuries happening, or the inevitable politicking and stupid beard growing behind the scenes, GOLDBERG, that she will be the youngest *worthwhile* champion in this company and in the B8UCA, and one of the greatest wrestlers this sport has ever seen!"

*Liv raises an eyebrow, grins. "...That much faith in me, huh?"

"But of course, Ms. Morgan! I consider myself one with a fine eye for talent, and someone that can help others tap into their hidden potential, in this dance of flips and fists. I'm your producer, and, as I said, you're going to be a star, I merely ask you allow me to join along as your producer."

"...As long as you don't add that dumb ass 4 second watermark to my theme."

"Oh come now, do I *look* like DJ Khalid? I do have some self-respect!"

(...I cannot believe I spent 30 minutes on a promo. ....I can believe that this shite was off the top of my head from that 30 minutes but still. ....Also can't believe I thought 2:30 n the hecking morning was a good time for this >_< @__@')

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