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Thompson posted...

Rocky & Bullwinkle lampooned modern art in the early 1960s, when Bullwinkle made paintings using only whitewash and gave the works such descriptive titles as "a polar bear eating ice cream in a snowstorm."

Dr. Scratchansniff: 'What have you drawn here, Wakko?'

Wakko (holds up blank page): 'A cow eating grass!'

Dr. Scratchansniff: 'Where is the grass?'

Wakko: 'The cow ate it!'

Dr. Scratchansniff: 'Then where is the cow?!'

Wakko: 'Well he's not going to stick around if there's no more grass to eat!'

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