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Topic | Death Stranding is the dumbest game I've ever played. |
Xbyte 11/26/19 10:25:33 PM #1: | So I start the game up, and watch a cool little cutscene that gets me decently hyped. "Heck yes, this will be the spiritual successor to MGS for sure!" And then I start walking. For fifteen minutes. I just walk. And then I watch a forty minute cutscene that makes no sense. Then I wake up. Then I walk some more. Then I watch another forty minute cutscene. The I walk while carrying something. Then I run from monsters. Then I walk. Then I watch an hour long cutscene. Then I watch Norman Reedus wink at the camera and take a shit. Then I walk. --- FEVER. PRESCRIPTION. COWBELL. http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/newblack/chicken%20taco.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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