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HolierThanMao 11/17/19 1:15:34 AM #45: | codey posted... Imagine you got a big bowl of pasta out of the refrigerator. You microwave it for six minutes, and it's so steaming hot that the top has formed a little bit of crust. The bowl burns your hand, so you use a dish towel to grab it and lower it to the floor. You take your pants off, and slowly insert yourself into the bowl. It burns your dick at first, but as soon as you Pierce that top layer, the pasta is as cold as it was in the fridge bro you need to stop bringing a hair dryer to the morgue, that ain't healthy ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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