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| Topic | Ayyy I got a stripper's number tonight |
| smoke_break 10/30/19 6:00:42 PM #51: | MortimerBrewstr posted... A friend of mine achieved the same feat a few months bag. He drank a bunch of mini-bar sized bottles of wine in the parking lot to work up the courage to go in there, and lie to every stripper he met about his situation. He came up with a story about inheriting wealth from his father who was killed on a boat accident, which it turns out was the very same boat he was exploded out of from the hull into the ocean, and he had decided to move to Las Vegas to recover, and during recovery spend time and some of his newly inherited wealth at strip clubs. A week or so later the stripper broke up with him in front of a gym after she had him manually roll down the windows of his old ass nissan versa to tell him how displeased she was when he told her her wasn't wealthy, but just a guy looking for a low risk night of irresponsible fun. Ironically he drove a better car than she did.Lol, she was looking for a sugar daddy. --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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