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57. Molly, the Thing of Evil (16 points)
Nominated by: NFUN (0/1 remaining)
https://www.simonandschuster.com/getliterary/stephen-king-corgi-molly-aka-the-thing-of-evil/


Importance: 2
Fear: 5
Snake: 9

If that face up above doesn't scream pure evil, I don't know what does. Molly is the pet corgi of little-known horror writer Stephen King, though who owns who is up for debate. Molly is close associates with Pennywise the Dancing Clown and enjoys hunting unsuspecting prey, debating killing her owner, planning the destruction of several states, and sleeping with her favorite toys. Now the last one doesn't sound very scary, but that's what Molly wants you to think. Her viciously evil plans run deep. Just when you think she's just a cute, innocent good girl, BAM! you're dog food. Molly comes from a long line of evil canines, from Cujo to Mira, and she is very easily the evilest of them all. It's in her name after all. I guess when you think about it, all pets are sort of evil deep down. Especially cats.
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I try in vain to slumber, my reveries gripped by violent terror. My only salvation, the shock of awakening. Something is very, very wrong here.