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-YMD have a tense but peaceful celebration as XIII hoists the trophy....but wait, here comes Mario! Mario has plenty to worry about already with the title defense and the spat with ownership and the nagging injury and the mysterious attacker, but it looks like he wants to claim vengeance for the beatdown a couple weeks ago! Mario's a house on fire, but wasn't quite ready to charge into enemy territory, and he soon finds himself on the business end of a pedigree. XIII grabs a mic- he's been on a hot streak ever since his first appearance, and it's time he got recognized for it. This statue of this old guy is a decent start, but he wants to settle the score with Cena! Now, he's not dumb enough to issue an Exile challenge, but he thinks that beating up Cena would be a good way to get back in the title picture afterwards, no matter who has the belt by then! So, he wants Cena (non-title) in a hell in a cell....or better yet, ROCKS IN A BOX. Mario recovers, but chooses to walk away instead of getting in a further altercation.

-HARDCORE: King @Maniac64 v. @Strife2
Strife gets a leg up by running in from the crowd instead of making a regular entrance! However, Maniac rebounds off the ropes with a lariat. Strife falls back to the outside, only to pull a weed whacker out from under the ring and take it to Maniac's face. Maniac pulls out a stop sign. Since he's not Shane Storm, it doesn't work on Strife, but whapping him with it does. Maniac sets the apron on fire, and tosses Strife under it as it gets going! Strife emerges from the other side, but Maniac is ready and waiting with a stomp. Maniac has found the glass display case for the trophy from earlier, and breaks it over Strife's head! ....But that only keeps him down for 1. Maniac goes looking, and pulls out a ladder...just to jump off it! Implant DDT on the broken glass! Even Strife's not getting up from that one.
Winner: Maniac

-Maniac says that Kora's gonna beat Cena even worse than he just beat Strife!

-Cueto tells Eddv that the job is half done for him already, so he'd better be able to pick the bones. Just in case, though...he's got one more trick up his sleeve!

-Mastery of Taybles: Champion Mario v. @Eddv
And here comes the referee....R-Truth? In full MLB umpire gear. One is not sure exactly what advantage a crooked referee will grant in a tables match, but Mario is already half dead anyway, so smart money is on Eddv. Mario throws a punch or two, but there's no power behind it. Eddv shrugs it off and catapults Mario to the outside, t'rew a tayble! Truth holds up a successful field goal sign.
Winner and NEW Master of Taybles: Eddv

-Eddv celebrates with his somewhat ill-gotten gains....and sees a letter set on the turnbuckle. Everybody's confused by it. Eddv opens it and takes a look....and shoves Truth away from him! Eddv looks confused and hurt, and Truth just....looks confused. Eddv leaves separately.

-Hardcore Title: Champion @davidponte v. @TheSultanOfSlam
The announcers question the background of the Sultan as he roars at the crowd. Ludwig comes out to complain that he wasn't given this shot, and Sultan takes advantage of the distraction to clobber david with a fire hydrant and toss him through a leftover tayble from last match. David comes back with the ladder from last match, because recycling is important here in B8WL. He traps Sultan's arms in it and delivers a few kicks to his helpless opponent. Sultan rolls out....and David hits End of Days onto exposed arena floor! Even that's not enough to keep Sultan down, though, and David soon finds himself getting rammed into the Spanish announce table. David retaliates in kind, and gets a 2 count. Sultan gets in a chair shot. David gets the chair away and retaliates with that too. There it is...the UCA Special! ...But Sultan eyepokes out of it.

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