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TopicI just got out of a fight...
Kitt
10/13/19 2:14:17 PM
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Little back story first: Earlier today I while I was out and about, I saw this cute girl. So naturally, I went over to talk to her. You know, ask for her name and shit.
We're having a pretty good time. I'm making her laugh. She gives me her number, but then this dude comes over. Not a bad looking guy. Tall. In shape. Frosted tips, looking like the lead singer from Sugar Ray. Unfortunately, he's pissed. He's like, "What the fuck you think you're doing with my girl!?"
And I'm like, "Hey, man," trying to defuse the situation.
But then he shoved me and called me a pussy. So I told him, "Okay, bro, meet me at the park at noon. Come alone. We'll settle it there."

So fast forward to noon sharp and there this guy was. On time. He actually showed up a whole ten minutes earlier. I'm mildly impressed by his urgency. But little does he know, I'm perched above a nearby tree watching him below. Waiting for the right moment.

He pace around for a bit, anticipating my arrival, until he finally posts up right under the tree. That's when I saw my golden opportunity. That's when I did it. I jumped out of the tree and landed right on top of him!

I punch THE FUCK out of the back of his head for a bit, but seeing as he's a bigger guy, he manages to power through it after a good minute and throw me off his back.
He gets a good hook on me, then rushes me into the tree. He's clearly stronger. Holding me in place there for a bit. But that's when I kneed him in the crouch. While he was tending to that, I followed up with a headbutt, knocking him back down to the ground. That's when I straddle him and use what little energy I had left to punch him ONE, TWO, THREE times, followed by one last good power hook across his battered face. He's done.

Tired. Out of breath. I'm still sitting on top of him at this point. I look down at his beaten face, then down at my blouse. Blood was everywhere. So I take my phone out, take a picture of him and tell him, "Don't you EVER fuck with me again, pussy! Oh, and I'm going to go check up on your bitch."

Now I'm on the bus on my way to do just that. Anyway, how was your day, CE?

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