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Kitt 10/13/19 2:14:17 PM #1:	Little back story first: Earlier today I while I was out and about, I saw this cute girl. So naturally, I went over to talk to her. You know, ask for her name and shit. We're having a pretty good time. I'm making her laugh. She gives me her number, but then this dude comes over. Not a bad looking guy. Tall. In shape. Frosted tips, looking like the lead singer from Sugar Ray. Unfortunately, he's pissed. He's like, "What the fuck you think you're doing with my girl!?" And I'm like, "Hey, man," trying to defuse the situation. But then he shoved me and called me a pussy. So I told him, "Okay, bro, meet me at the park at noon. Come alone. We'll settle it there." So fast forward to noon sharp and there this guy was. On time. He actually showed up a whole ten minutes earlier. I'm mildly impressed by his urgency. But little does he know, I'm perched above a nearby tree watching him below. Waiting for the right moment. He pace around for a bit, anticipating my arrival, until he finally posts up right under the tree. That's when I saw my golden opportunity. That's when I did it. I jumped out of the tree and landed right on top of him! I punch THE FUCK out of the back of his head for a bit, but seeing as he's a bigger guy, he manages to power through it after a good minute and throw me off his back. He gets a good hook on me, then rushes me into the tree. He's clearly stronger. Holding me in place there for a bit. But that's when I kneed him in the crouch. While he was tending to that, I followed up with a headbutt, knocking him back down to the ground. That's when I straddle him and use what little energy I had left to punch him ONE, TWO, THREE times, followed by one last good power hook across his battered face. He's done. Tired. Out of breath. I'm still sitting on top of him at this point. I look down at his beaten face, then down at my blouse. Blood was everywhere. So I take my phone out, take a picture of him and tell him, "Don't you EVER fuck with me again, pussy! Oh, and I'm going to go check up on your bitch." Now I'm on the bus on my way to do just that. Anyway, how was your day, CE? --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:928714231] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Little back story first: Earlier today I while I was out and about, I saw this cute girl. So naturally, I went over to talk to her. You know, ask for her name and shit. We're having a pretty good time. I'm making her laugh. She gives me her number, but then this dude comes over. Not a bad looking guy. Tall. In shape. Frosted tips, looking like the lead singer from Sugar Ray. Unfortunately, he's pissed. He's like, "What the fuck you think you're doing with my girl!?" And I'm like, "Hey, man," trying to defuse the situation. But then he shoved me and called me a pussy. So I told him, "Okay, bro, meet me at the park at noon. Come alone. We'll settle it there." So fast forward to noon sharp and there this guy was. On time. He actually showed up a whole ten minutes earlier. I'm mildly impressed by his urgency. But little does he know, I'm perched above a nearby tree watching him below. Waiting for the right moment. He pace around for a bit, anticipating my arrival, until he finally posts up right under the tree. That's when I saw my golden opportunity. That's when I did it. I jumped out of the tree and landed right on top of him! I punch THE FUCK out of the back of his head for a bit, but seeing as he's a bigger guy, he manages to power through it after a good minute and throw me off his back. He gets a good hook on me, then rushes me into the tree. He's clearly stronger. Holding me in place there for a bit. But that's when I kneed him in the crouch. While he was tending to that, I followed up with a headbutt, knocking him back down to the ground. That's when I straddle him and use what little energy I had left to punch him ONE, TWO, THREE times, followed by one last good power hook across his battered face. He's done. Tired. Out of breath. I'm still sitting on top of him at this point. I look down at his beaten face, then down at my blouse. Blood was everywhere. So I take my phone out, take a picture of him and tell him, "Don't you EVER fuck with me again, pussy! Oh, and I'm going to go check up on your bitch." Now I'm on the bus on my way to do just that. Anyway, how was your day, CE? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 10/13/19 2:15:38 PM #2:	I... Can't tell if this is real. if it is, glad you're okaym --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:928714277] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>I... Can't tell if this is real. if it is, glad you're okaym</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 10/13/19 2:16:19 PM #3:	Is this a pasta --- https://i.imgtc.ws/8tc5P9i.jpg That's America's ass <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:928714309] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Is this a pasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/13/19 2:18:14 PM #4:	Kitt posted... ~~I look down at his beaten face, then down at my blouse.~~ XD. Good pay off. If you were around doing this earlier in the year, I probably wouldn't be the one still in the tournament. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:928714405] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>I look down at his beaten face, then down at my blouse.</quote> XD. Good pay off. If you were around doing this earlier in the year, I probably wouldn't be the one still in the tournament.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TroutPaste 10/13/19 2:21:01 PM #5:	Lol at waiting in the tree --- https://steamcommunity.com/id/4leaf440/ https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1488-free-games <cite>TroutPaste posted [p:928714537] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Lol at waiting in the tree</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/13/19 2:23:17 PM #6:	I hope you got the blood out of your blouse before going on your date --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928714640] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>I hope you got the blood out of your blouse before going on your date </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/13/19 2:34:39 PM #7:	Shablagoo posted... I hope you got the blood out of your blouse before going on your date Bitches like it when you show off your battle scars. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:928715067] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>I hope you got the blood out of your blouse before going on your date</quote>Bitches like it when you show off your battle scars. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 10/13/19 2:36:00 PM #8:	Are you okay?! Can you still make the concert???? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:928715116] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Are you okay?! Can you still make the concert????</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChrisTaka 10/13/19 2:39:35 PM #9:	Kitt posted... He actually showed up a whole ten minutes earlier. I'm mildly impressed by his urgency. But little does he know, I'm perched above a nearby tree watching him below. Waiting for the right moment. Wtf lol --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question <cite>ChrisTaka posted [p:928715260] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>He actually showed up a whole ten minutes earlier. I'm mildly impressed by his urgency. But little does he know, I'm perched above a nearby tree watching him below. Waiting for the right moment.</quote> Wtf lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/13/19 2:40:07 PM #10:	Kitt posted... Shablagoo posted... I hope you got the blood out of your blouse before going on your date Bitches like it when you show off your battle scars. Wasnt it his blood? Then again, Im sure they like that too. --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928715282] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>I hope you got the blood out of your blouse before going on your date</quote>Bitches like it when you show off your battle scars. </quote> Wasnt it his blood? Then again, Im sure they like that too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/13/19 2:44:59 PM #11:	You can tell who has never been in actual fights. Hiding in trees is a very viable strategy. Bushes are also acceptable. I got my ass handed to me the time I tried flattening to the ground in green clothes tho. Just started stomping on me immediately. Never even got off the ground. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:928715468] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>You can tell who has never been in actual fights. Hiding in trees is a very viable strategy. Bushes are also acceptable. I got my ass handed to me the time I tried flattening to the ground in green clothes tho. Just started stomping on me immediately. Never even got off the ground.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/13/19 2:53:32 PM #12:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Never even got off the ground. lmaoo --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928715793] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Never even got off the ground.</quote> lmaoo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 10/13/19 2:55:20 PM #13:	You guys realize he said "blood was everywhere" right? Cause blood was everywhere --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:928715860] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>You guys realize he said "blood was everywhere" right? Cause blood was everywhere</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 10/13/19 3:13:13 PM #14:	Well you did have the high ground --- XBL: Mrpicardbottoms <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:928716522] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Well you did have the high ground</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/13/19 3:14:54 PM #15:	Shablagoo posted... Lost_All_Senses posted... Never even got off the ground. lmaoo Most the time I was just wondering if the wetness I felt was blood or piss :/ --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:928716588] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Never even got off the ground.</quote> lmaoo</quote> Most the time I was just wondering if the wetness I felt was blood or piss :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
United_World 10/13/19 3:15:45 PM #16:	Since TC is warned now you think the guy he beat up was a moderator? --- "She Wriggles and She Wraggles, She Jiggles and She Jaggles." https://imgur.com/mwMPvDI https://imgur.com/XdPFPMC <cite>United_World posted [p:928716619] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Since TC is warned now you think the guy he beat up was a moderator? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/13/19 3:16:54 PM #17:	United_World posted... Since TC is warned now you think the guy he beat up was a moderator? I had him warned so I could have his topic. I liked the energy and ran with it. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:928716662] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>United_World posted...</cite> <quote>Since TC is warned now you think the guy he beat up was a moderator? </quote> I had him warned so I could have his topic. I liked the energy and ran with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/13/19 3:17:50 PM #18:	This doesn't look real but a few weeks ago a homeless person with a guitar started talking shit to me when I didn't give him a cigarette (I don't smoke) and pissed me off so I yelled at him and called him a fucking c* and he kept talking shit and I got in his face and took his picture and he was looking away awkwardly. I didn't handle it ideally because I was caught off guard but could have been worse. The dude legit pissed me off and I could have lost it lol --- https://talktotransformer.com The Internet is kind of the whole ing Internet. <cite>Machete posted [p:928716689] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>This doesn't look real but a few weeks ago a homeless person with a guitar started talking shit to me when I didn't give him a cigarette (I don't smoke) and pissed me off so I yelled at him and called him a fucking c* and he kept talking shit and I got in his face and took his picture and he was looking away awkwardly. I didn't handle it ideally because I was caught off guard but could have been worse. The dude legit pissed me off and I could have lost it lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mhbigboss 10/13/19 3:59:56 PM #19:	Kitt posted... Blood was everywhere. 10/10 --- PSN NNID and Steam: hartzheim. 3DS FC: 0259 0369 7760 IGN: Mike <cite>mhbigboss posted [p:928718381] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted... </cite> <quote>Blood was everywhere. </quote> 10/10 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conception616 10/13/19 4:10:57 PM #20:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... I... Can't tell if this is real. if it is, glad you're okaym Dumber post than the OP. --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. I Self Lord And Master. <cite>Conception616 posted [p:928718849] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>I... Can't tell if this is real. if it is, glad you're okaym</quote> Dumber post than the OP.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 10/13/19 4:17:02 PM #21:	Machete posted... This doesn't look real but a few weeks ago a homeless person with a guitar started talking shit to me when I didn't give him a cigarette (I don't smoke) and pissed me off so I yelled at him and called him a fucking c* and he kept talking shit and I got in his face and took his picture and he was looking away awkwardly. I didn't handle it ideally because I was caught off guard but could have been worse. The dude legit pissed me off and I could have lost it lol You got in his face and took his picture? Thats new <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:928719132] in I just got... [t:78083450]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted...</cite> <quote>This doesn't look real but a few weeks ago a homeless person with a guitar started talking shit to me when I didn't give him a cigarette (I don't smoke) and pissed me off so I yelled at him and called him a fucking c* and he kept talking shit and I got in his face and took his picture and he was looking away awkwardly. I didn't handle it ideally because I was caught off guard but could have been worse. The dude legit pissed me off and I could have lost it lol</quote> You got in his face and took his picture? Thats new</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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