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Husband tell his wife that he's going out with some friends. She tells him if he gets drunk, she's leaving him.
Within a few hours he's shitfaced and puked on his shirt. He cries to his friends what is he gonna do now? They tell him to put a twenty in his pocket and to tell his wife that a drunk puked on him and gave him money for the cleaning.
This seems like a keen idea so he goes home. When he gets there the wife asks what happens and he explains. She says ok then why are there two twentys in your pocket? He says that was from the guy that shit my pants.
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