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TopicHypothetical: You come home one day to find your girlfriend covered in babies.
UnfairRepresent
08/18/19 8:26:15 AM
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"Oh [Firstname]! You're back early! Let me explain!" She says as she as she moves some of your small swallowable items out of their reach.

"You see Barry and some friends of mine were like 'Would you kill baby Hitler! We would totally kill baby Hitler. Let's go kill Baby Hitler. Wanna come kill baby Hitler?' and planned to go back in time to wipe him out. I pulled a bit of a Trump, said 'Yeah sure' and pretended to agree with them but really I was lying. "

"I mean think about it, they're babies. They haven't done anything wrong. We shouldn't kill them we should just do better. They just need to be raised properly and taught right from wrong. So I broke away from them and stole baby Hitler. But then I thought, 'Why stop there [My Name]?' So ... I kinda...sorta.... got carried a way and picked up some others too.

See there's Mao Zedong with Shaka Zulu's hand in his mouth. Aren't they cute. And there's Stalin over th-.. Wait is that Hitler or Stalin... .. Oh man I got them muddled.... And I think Catherine de Medici needs her diaper changed."

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"Isn't it great [Firstname] Think of the difference we can make?"


How do you react? What do you do?
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