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UnfairRepresent
08/18/19 8:26:15 AM
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"Oh [Firstname]! You're back early! Let me explain!" She says as she as she moves some of your small swallowable items out of their reach.

"You see Barry and some friends of mine were like 'Would you kill baby Hitler! We would totally kill baby Hitler. Let's go kill Baby Hitler. Wanna come kill baby Hitler?' and planned to go back in time to wipe him out. I pulled a bit of a Trump, said 'Yeah sure' and pretended to agree with them but really I was lying. "

"I mean think about it, they're babies. They haven't done anything wrong. We shouldn't kill them we should just do better. They just need to be raised properly and taught right from wrong. So I broke away from them and stole baby Hitler. But then I thought, 'Why stop there [My Name]?' So ... I kinda...sorta.... got carried a way and picked up some others too.

See there's Mao Zedong with Shaka Zulu's hand in his mouth. Aren't they cute. And there's Stalin over th-.. Wait is that Hitler or Stalin... .. Oh man I got them muddled.... And I think Catherine de Medici needs her diaper changed."

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"Isn't it great [Firstname] Think of the difference we can make?"


How do you react? What do you do?
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Funkydog
08/18/19 8:27:39 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're black early!


Excuse me?
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/18/19 8:33:04 AM
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I'd wait for her to finish talking before going " gnarly bro, but dude, what's with all the babies?"
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Distant_Rainbow
08/18/19 8:38:53 AM
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"Where's Confucius? Please tell me you kidnapped baby Confucius."
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Alteres
08/18/19 8:43:47 AM
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Where's the time machine and how does it work?
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Stagmar
08/18/19 9:07:54 AM
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Okay, but you raise them in your mansion, not mine.
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UnfairRepresent
08/18/19 9:52:28 AM
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Stagmar posted...
Okay, but you raise them in your mansion, not mine.

You're dating Lara Croft?
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Lordgold666
08/18/19 9:57:15 AM
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So glad this isnt a bukkake thread
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UnfairRepresent
08/18/19 1:13:13 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
So glad this isnt a bukkake thread

what?
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Feetish
08/18/19 1:16:45 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
So glad this isnt a bukkake thread


TC said babies, not proto-babies.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/18/19 1:34:36 PM
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Why does everyone want to go back to a baby to kill him away. Didn't he try different avenues until he was an adult? Just cap him while he's painting or something.

Anyway to answer the question. Id raise them and they'd all be hippies.
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UnfairRepresent
08/18/19 2:18:06 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Why does everyone want to go back to a baby to kill him away. Didn't he try different avenues until he was an adult? Just cap him while he's painting or something.

Because thats the moral dilemma

Is it okay to kill someone who is going to do evil things later before they have ever done anything when they are innocent?
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Stagmar
08/18/19 2:52:12 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Stagmar posted...
Okay, but you raise them in your mansion, not mine.

You're dating Lara Croft?

You think Lara Croft is the only woman with a mansion? Wow.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/18/19 3:16:36 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Why does everyone want to go back to a baby to kill him away. Didn't he try different avenues until he was an adult? Just cap him while he's painting or something.

Because thats the moral dilemma

Is it okay to kill someone who is going to do evil things later before they have ever done anything when they are innocent?


Mines more so the baby thing. I can give over killing him as an adult even if he didn't do anything yet. Pay in the future for our past sins, pay for your future sins in the past. It's all the same to me.
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