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metaIslug posted...

Not as bad as waking up, going to take a piss, shaking your head and waking up... Just a dream... except for the pissing part.

That one happened to me orz

I often have dreams where I have to go to the bathroom, but I can't for plot reasons. Like I can't find the bathroom, or all the bathrooms are closed for cleaning, or the only urinal is in the middle of a crowded hotel lobby and I decide it's not worth it.

One time, I was doing some kind of irl mafia thing, and I went to the bathroom and found a dagger stabbed through the closed toilet lid. Which obviously meant that a ninja had staked out the bathroom as his territory and was probably watching from outside the window. So I left.

Basically my brain is really good at stopping me from peeing in my sleep.
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