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Shrek has been captured by the notorious Jigsaw Killer! Can the ogre escape?

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence), focusing on how the characters would function in a real-time environment.

- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.

- There may be SPOILERS from all of the shows/movies the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using bold HTML tags).

- You do not need to require justification for your vote, though the admins reserve the right to disqualify votes in the advent of obvious alt voting and other similar scenarios.

- Leaders cannot vote for their own teams, but they are free to argue their case.

- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.

- This match will end in 24 hours.

Shrek is as he appears in the Shrek movie franchise, in his ogre form. As long as he is alive, "All Star" by Smash Mouth will blare loudly over the terrain.

Shrek has been locked alone in a room and given 30 seconds to either saw off his arm with a provided rusty saw or be killed, there is no other method of escape. Vote for whether or not Shrek survives.
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