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Shrek has been captured by the notorious Jigsaw Killer! Can the ogre escape?

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence), focusing on how the characters would function in a real-time environment.

- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.

- There may be SPOILERS from all of the shows/movies the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using bold HTML tags).

- You do not need to require justification for your vote, though the admins reserve the right to disqualify votes in the advent of obvious alt voting and other similar scenarios.

- Leaders cannot vote for their own teams, but they are free to argue their case.

- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.

- This match will end in 24 hours.

Shrek is as he appears in the Shrek movie franchise, in his ogre form. As long as he is alive, "All Star" by Smash Mouth will blare loudly over the terrain.

Shrek has been locked alone in a room and given 30 seconds to either saw off his arm with a provided rusty saw or be killed, there is no other method of escape. Vote for whether or not Shrek survives.
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i hope the rusty saw is strong enough to cut through ogre bone
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He could probably bite his own arm off
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He will not survive

The saw won't be strong enough and he won't be able to gnaw through in 30 seconda
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He survives

Just another day in the swamp
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He's a very powerful ogre

30 seconds is a pretty ludicrous time limit, buy I'm pretty sure his massive chompers can power through in comedic fashion

He lives in a world where birds explode when they sing too high
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Can Shrek hear the announcement explaining to tear his arm off over All Star playing loudly?

Because I fully believe he can just rip and tear his arm off and use it as a club.
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John Kramer, more like John Crater For A Face when Shrek gets done with him

go back to buying abandoned factories old man

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Survives

I feel like Shrek has what it takes to go armless.
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GANON1025 posted...

John Kramer, more like John Crater For A Face when Shrek gets done with him

go back to buying abandoned factories old man

Lol
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shrek survives

it's all ogre now
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**Shrek dies**

doesn't have the willpower imo
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Does he actually have to saw his arm off with the provided saw or is it good enough as long as the arm is off of his body? Because that saw isn't getting through ogre bones but he might just be able to rip it off.

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he dead
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Mewtwo59 posted...

Does he actually have to saw his arm off with the provided saw or is it good enough as long as the arm is off of his body?

DeathChicken posted...

Shrek has been locked alone in a room and given 30 seconds to either saw off his arm with a provided rusty saw or be killed, there is no other method of escape.

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Ok, so I'm going to assume Jigsaw is that pedantic.

Shrek's life is ogre

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x_x
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Shrek grew up alone in a swamp where townspeople try to hunt him down with torches and pitchforks

He has the will to live
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So this is a tie without Johnbobb's non-bolded vote and Jigsaw up by one with it
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MetalmindStats posted...

Mewtwo59 posted...

Does he actually have to saw his arm off with the provided saw or is it good enough as long as the arm is off of his body?

DeathChicken posted...

Shrek has been locked alone in a room and given 30 seconds to either saw off his arm with a provided rusty saw or be killed, there is no other method of escape.

Mewtwo59 posted...

Ok, so I'm going to assume Jigsaw is that pedantic.

Shrek's life is ogre

well, I agree with this even if johnbob's vote doesn't count.
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Shrek would tear off his arm for Fiona.

Shrek.
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