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Topic | New James Bond movie to star black female 007. |
foolm0r0n 07/15/19 3:21:43 PM #73: | SmartMuffin posted... https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1150778971526746117 *tries to shoot baddie but menstrual cramps make her drop her gun and he gets away* *chases after baddie but gets her heels stuck in a sewer grate because her fake eyelashes limited her vision* *gets hungry and prepares a meal that's more than just cheese in a microwave so she doesn't die of malnutrition* *goes to the bathroom and wipes herself without anyone's help* *quits the secret service because her basic human empathy and self awareness makes it hard to act as a murder slave for the UK government* --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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