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TopicNew James Bond movie to star black female 007.
foolm0r0n
07/15/19 3:21:43 PM
#73:


SmartMuffin posted...
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1150778971526746117

xfd

*tries to shoot baddie but menstrual cramps make her drop her gun and he gets away*

*chases after baddie but gets her heels stuck in a sewer grate because her fake eyelashes limited her vision*

*gets hungry and prepares a meal that's more than just cheese in a microwave so she doesn't die of malnutrition*

*goes to the bathroom and wipes herself without anyone's help*

*quits the secret service because her basic human empathy and self awareness makes it hard to act as a murder slave for the UK government*
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