I guess the first thing is probably closest but I don't cry. Sometimes I mouth the words along.
Hey! Glad you asked. This is a gamefaqs poll. Basically, I ask a question, and then give a bunch of different responses for people to choose from! We really learn a lot this way. Sometimes I don't manage to get all the possible scenarios in the ten options, but we usually have a good time and discuss it in the comments!
Don't quit your day job.
(Having just quit my day job for a lucrative career in gamefaqs polling) ah fuck