Huh. Just learned that Rockstar Spud has apparently been with the WWE for a while now. I've got to say, the WWE is getting pretty damn close to making me want to watch again.
He's "Drake Maverick". And you're not really missing anything, as they basically hired him to not wrestle.
He's been the General Manager of 205 Live (the cruiserweight show you can only see on the WWE network that literally no one watches), which basically means they use him to facilitate other people having matches by having him stand backstage and tell other people to have matches. Though he does tend to wear snazzy jackets.
In his very sporadic appearances on the main shows he was originally just the manager of the Authors of Pain (a tag team they brought up from NXT and utterly failed to push in any meaningful way until one of them got injured and they just disappeared pretty much forever), and the highlight of that particular run was that he pissed himself once because Big Show frightened him (and I mean literally pissed in the sense that they showed a wet stain slowly form on his pants via a squirt bottle hidden in his pocket he clearly squeezed at the appropriate time). Oh, and he also urinated on Bobby Roode's robe once, because the WWE is a sick animal no one has the courage to put down.
Drake's been slightly more interesting in the very recent past, as he's mostly been sparring with R-Truth (K-Kwik/Ron Killings) over the 24/7 rule, and by "sparring", I mean showing up in videos they're mostly just making themselves which are like 99% shenanigans and 1% people getting pinned, but no actual wrestling.
Oh, and they turned his real world real wedding into a sketch involving it last week:
Any geeks been to NYC? Have you ever crossed Central Park West? Was it difficult? Especially at night?
It takes the X-Men nearly 20 minutes in Dark Phoenix.
This is really all that anyone ever needs to know about this film. The X-Men and...other mutants take 20 minutes to complete a task that millions of mehums pull off yearly without difficulty.
To be fair, it IS as much as half a mile wide. Now granted, I used to be able to jog that distance in about 4 minutes without breaking a sweat (and in about 2 1/2 minutes or so when I actually ran the 800m), but I also possess the super-power of not being in a poorly written film.
I'm talking about the three lane street itself. The X-Men have difficulty crossing a three lane street at night and that sequence amounts to 1/6 of the film's runtime, and about half of the third act. And Nightcrawler is in fact present. Pretty sure Quicksilver is too, though the film is so forgettable that I'm not entirely sure... ---
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