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Steven Seagal was probably a force to be reckoned with in his prime. Not the best in the world, necessarily, but obviously accomplished enough that a solid majority of the world's population wouldn't be able to kick his ass in any sense of the world. He was probably a solid bouncer, or a half-decent security guy, and I don't doubt that in his prime he earned his different belts in different martial arts.

But his prime was around 30 years ago, and everything he's done since his prime has been to further his own personal goal of being the world's heaviest shitstain.

Folks have already pointed out his dogshit cop show, primadonna personality and disrespectful shit-talking. What some folks might not necessarily know is how he's talked shit about Bruce Lee years after his death, saying that Bruce Lee was just a movie guy and that he could have wiped the floor with him because of a tighter grip on the "fundamentals" or some shit. This is the same man who kept talking shit about beating Jean-Claude Van Damme up while attending the same party as him, only to bitch out when Van Damme challenged him to a fight.

Steven Seagal's prime was waning at best around the time that I was born. Just about everything he's done during my lifetime has been to put others down and prop his aging, bloated ass up on a pedestal. You can look at old action movie stars now, and while a majority of them wouldn't be saints or gods of their craft, it seems clear to me that they've aged into more graceful people than Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagal is a fucking turd, and any goodwill he may have built up through decent movies and solid martial arts expertise deserves to be pissed down the drain. I'd even kick $30 towards a pair of boxing gloves for TC to enact his violent rage fantasy. I don't have any grand delusions about my own skills - I'm a weak-ass motherfucker who could almost certainly get dropped by Steven Seagal. But that doesn't change what an intensely hateable human being he is, and I can only wish TC luck in his mission to beat him down.
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