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TopicMoby claims he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18, and she's like,
lincoln002
05/23/19 9:24:25 PM
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boxington posted...
Moby apparently also took out his dick and rubbed it against Trump at a party:

He wrote that when he and his friends who had been drinking noticed Trump "standing a few yards away" from them, one pal suggested Moby "knob-touch" Trump which he explains is "when you take your penis out of your pants at a party and brush it up against someone."

"'Really?' I asked. 'Should I?'" Moby wrote in the excerpt. He described Trump as a "mid-level real-estate developer and tabloid-newspaper staple whose career had recently been resuscitated by a reality-TV show."

"'S,' I said, realizing I now had to knob-touch Donald Trump," Moby said. "I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didnt seem to notice or even twitch."


https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/moby-penis-trump-natalie-portman-christina-ricci-memoir


Alright, I now seriously doubt he's lying about dating Portman haha
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