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boxington 05/23/19 1:37:16 AM #1:	..."nah" https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/natalie-portman-moby-dated-relationship-claims Natalie Portman is pushing back against claims made by Moby that the two dated in the late '90s, when she was barely 18 years old. In the musician's new memoir, Moby describes meeting Portman backstage at one of his shows in 1999. He (incorrectly) asserts that she was 20 years old at the time, while he was 33. He then goes on to claim that the two dated for awhile, and he "tried to be her boyfriend." He says Portman ultimately broke it off. But in a new interview with Harper's Bazaar, Portman is disputing his claims, and expressed her disgust at the whole situation. I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating," she told the magazine. "Because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me when I just had graduated high school." She also pointed out a key mistake Moby made about her age and hints that he possibly made that error on purpose: He said I was 20; I definitely wasnt. I was a teenager. I had just turned 18. There was no fact checking from him or his publisher it almost feels deliberate. "That he used this story to sell his book was very disturbing to me," she continued. "It wasnt the case. There are many factual errors and inventions. I would have liked him or his publisher to reach out to fact check. Jesse Grant / Getty Images And Portman's memories of their interactions are very different from what Moby describes in his book: I was a fan and went to one of his shows when I had just graduated. When we met after the show, he said, "Lets be friends." He was on tour and I was working, shooting a film, so we only hung out a handful of times before I realized that this was an older man who was interested in me in a way that felt inappropriate. This morning, Moby took to Instagram and doubled down on his claims that he dated Portman, saying he "cant figure out why she would actively misrepresent the truth." He insisted that his version of events is accurate, although he did not address the (easily Googlable!) fact that Natalie would have been 17 or 18 in 1999, not 20 as his book claims. He also did not address why he, a man in his mid-thirties at the time, was so keen on dating a teenager. "I completely respect Natalies possible regret in dating me (to be fair, I would probably regret dating me, too)," he wrote. "But it doesnt alter the actual facts of our brief romantic history. Moby ended up posting this on his Instagram as a response https://www.instagram.com/p/BxwubzJhaq2/ --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922256023] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>..."nah" https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/natalie-portman-moby-dated-relationship-claims <quote>Natalie Portman is pushing back against claims made by Moby that the two dated in the late '90s, when she was barely 18 years old. In the musician's new memoir, Moby describes meeting Portman backstage at one of his shows in 1999. He (incorrectly) asserts that she was 20 years old at the time, while he was 33. He then goes on to claim that the two dated for awhile, and he "tried to be her boyfriend." He says Portman ultimately broke it off. But in a new interview with Harper's Bazaar, Portman is disputing his claims, and expressed her disgust at the whole situation. I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating," she told the magazine. "Because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me when I just had graduated high school." She also pointed out a key mistake Moby made about her age and hints that he possibly made that error on purpose: <quote>He said I was 20; I definitely wasnt. I was a teenager. I had just turned 18. There was no fact checking from him or his publisher it almost feels deliberate.</quote> "That he used this story to sell his book was very disturbing to me," she continued. "It wasnt the case. There are many factual errors and inventions. I would have liked him or his publisher to reach out to fact check. Jesse Grant / Getty Images And Portman's memories of their interactions are very different from what Moby describes in his book: I was a fan and went to one of his shows when I had just graduated. When we met after the show, he said, "Lets be friends." He was on tour and I was working, shooting a film, so we only hung out a handful of times before I realized that this was an older man who was interested in me in a way that felt inappropriate. This morning, Moby took to Instagram and doubled down on his claims that he dated Portman, saying he "cant figure out why she would actively misrepresent the truth." He insisted that his version of events is accurate, although he did not address the (easily Googlable!) fact that Natalie would have been 17 or 18 in 1999, not 20 as his book claims. He also did not address why he, a man in his mid-thirties at the time, was so keen on dating a teenager. "I completely respect Natalies possible regret in dating me (to be fair, I would probably regret dating me, too)," he wrote. "But it doesnt alter the actual facts of our brief romantic history.</quote> Moby ended up posting this on his Instagram as a response https://www.instagram.com/p/BxwubzJhaq2/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 05/23/19 1:40:06 AM #2:	This is incredibly disturbing on Moby's part lol dude needs to chill out and play with his millions of synths or something --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:922256079] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>This is incredibly disturbing on Moby's part lol dude needs to chill out and play with his millions of synths or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kolibri X 05/23/19 1:55:17 AM #3:	Lol @ believing Natalie Portman. We all dated people we later felt embarrassed about. --- Platinum GameFAQs Member <cite>Kolibri X posted [p:922256404] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Lol @ believing Natalie Portman. We all dated people we later felt embarrassed about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
twitterfriends 05/23/19 2:07:49 AM #4:	She's just embarrassed about it, at the time she was having the time of her life touring with him and fucking him daily and stuff. --- #NotMyPresident #JusticeDemocrats #Neblio #WolfPAC #Bitcoin #WeAre12 #12thMan #Seahawks #Belieber #DENT #UBI #PokemonGo #twitterfriends #MMA #PopularHashtags <cite>twitterfriends posted [p:922256622] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>She's just embarrassed about it, at the time she was having the time of her life touring with him and fucking him daily and stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 05/23/19 12:34:52 PM #6:	bump~ --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922270746] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>bump~</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 05/23/19 12:35:58 PM #7:	twitterfriends posted... She's just embarrassed about it, at the time she was having the time of her life touring with him and fucking him daily and stuff. --- https://imgur.com/VawbBVM https://imgur.com/6Si4h <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:922270774] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>twitterfriends posted...</cite> <quote>She's just embarrassed about it, at the time she was having the time of her life touring with him and fucking him daily and stuff.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 05/23/19 12:37:02 PM #8:	Whoever is telling the truth should doible down. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:922270812] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Whoever is telling the truth should doible down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 05/23/19 12:40:53 PM #9:	lel Moby ain't the type of dude to fake brag about dating Padme Amidala like 25 years ago. Kinda believing him here. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://imgur.com/BLrKxEd https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:922270966] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>lel Moby ain't the type of dude to fake brag about dating Padme Amidala like 25 years ago. Kinda believing him here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBOSS 05/23/19 12:43:42 PM #10:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hfQ5uIKrlw" data-time=" --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing <cite>HBOSS posted [p:922271092] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hfQ5uIKrlw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sevihaimerej 05/23/19 12:45:53 PM #11:	Moby sucks but I doubt he's lying --- https://imgtc.com/Y8ojZ3x <cite>sevihaimerej posted [p:922271172] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Moby sucks but I doubt he's lying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 05/23/19 12:46:51 PM #12:	oh I thought he meant they went on one date and she totally wasn't into it from the title --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:922271218] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>oh I thought he meant they went on one date and she totally wasn't into it from the title</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 05/23/19 12:48:56 PM #14:	Is this real Moby or Fake Moby from HIMYM? --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:922271292] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Is this real Moby or Fake Moby from HIMYM?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 05/23/19 12:49:10 PM #15:	We dated We did not date Both of you shut up did you fuck or not <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:922271298] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>We dated We did not date Both of you shut up did you fuck or not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 05/23/19 12:49:51 PM #16:	Moby > Natalie Portman <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:922271333] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Moby > Natalie Portman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 05/23/19 12:49:56 PM #17:	She could be lying He sounds like a scumbag both can be true --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:922271337] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>She could be lying He sounds like a scumbag both can be true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 05/23/19 12:50:53 PM #18:	DuranOfForcena posted... i don't know who exactly to believe here, but i find it strange that they are both being so weird about her age at the time. 18 is 18. it's the legal age of consent. there isn't anything wrong with two consenting adults being involved with each other. If your biggest card is "well, its legal!" they're too young for you --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:922271373] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>i don't know who exactly to believe here, but i find it strange that they are both being so weird about her age at the time. 18 is 18. it's the legal age of consent. there isn't anything wrong with two consenting adults being involved with each other.</quote> If your biggest card is "well, its legal!" they're too young for you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 05/23/19 12:51:34 PM #19:	who the fuck asked for a moby memoir --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:922271404] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>who the fuck asked for a moby memoir</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 05/23/19 12:52:49 PM #20:	Kolibri X posted... Lol @ believing Natalie Portman. We all dated people we later felt embarrassed about. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:922271461] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kolibri X posted...</cite> <quote>Lol @ believing Natalie Portman. We all dated people we later felt embarrassed about.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 05/23/19 12:55:28 PM #21:	NeoShadowhen posted... We dated We did not date Both of you shut up did you fuck or not We already know the answer but that's not really the question here --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://imgur.com/BLrKxEd https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:922271581] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeoShadowhen posted...</cite> <quote>We dated We did not date Both of you shut up did you fuck or not</quote> We already know the answer but that's not really the question here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 05/23/19 12:59:25 PM #22:	NeoShadowhen posted... We dated We did not date Both of you shut up did you fuck or not this is all I could find when I looked it up https://www.huffpost.com/entry/natalie-portman-moby-relationship-memoir_n_5ce55c97e4b0db9c29911b4c claims they kissed under the centuries-old oak trees at Harvard and would lie with each other in her dorm room bed. After she fell asleep I carefully extracted myself from her arms and took a taxi back to my hotel, he writes in his book. Moby claimed that he tried to be Natalies boyfriend, but it hadnt worked out because she allegedly found someone else. Portman completely denied Mobys story in an interview with Harpers Bazaar UK published Tuesday, telling the magazine she remembers their relationship very differently. --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922271764] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeoShadowhen posted...</cite> <quote>We dated We did not date Both of you shut up did you fuck or not</quote> this is all I could find when I looked it up https://www.huffpost.com/entry/natalie-portman-moby-relationship-memoir_n_5ce55c97e4b0db9c29911b4c <quote> claims they kissed under the centuries-old oak trees at Harvard and would lie with each other in her dorm room bed. After she fell asleep I carefully extracted myself from her arms and took a taxi back to my hotel, he writes in his book. Moby claimed that he tried to be Natalies boyfriend, but it hadnt worked out because she allegedly found someone else. Portman completely denied Mobys story in an interview with Harpers Bazaar UK published Tuesday, telling the magazine she remembers their relationship very differently.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacDaMurderer 05/23/19 1:00:43 PM #23:	I knew a girl who said she wasnt dating a guy but in the guys opinion he was. Guy thought because he went out to dinner, coffee, lunch, movies over a month period and paid for everything that he was going on dates. The girl didnt deny that those things happened. She just didnt consider that dating. When I asked if she thought they were just friends she replied with no. Then I said you yall werent friends and you werent dating why didnt you pay for anything? She changed the subject. --- @macdamurderer GT: Mac Da Murderer <cite>MacDaMurderer posted [p:922271816] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>I knew a girl who said she wasnt dating a guy but in the guys opinion he was. Guy thought because he went out to dinner, coffee, lunch, movies over a month period and paid for everything that he was going on dates. The girl didnt deny that those things happened. She just didnt consider that dating. When I asked if she thought they were just friends she replied with no. Then I said you yall werent friends and you werent dating why didnt you pay for anything? She changed the subject.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 05/23/19 8:38:55 PM #25:	one more~ --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922291140] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>one more~</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 05/23/19 8:47:03 PM #26:	MacDaMurderer posted... I knew a girl who said she wasnt dating a guy but in the guys opinion he was. Guy thought because he went out to dinner, coffee, lunch, movies over a month period and paid for everything that he was going on dates. The girl didnt deny that those things happened. She just didnt consider that dating. When I asked if she thought they were just friends she replied with no. Then I said you yall werent friends and you werent dating why didnt you pay for anything? She changed the subject. Sounds like a garbage person --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:922291463] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>MacDaMurderer posted...</cite> <quote>I knew a girl who said she wasnt dating a guy but in the guys opinion he was. Guy thought because he went out to dinner, coffee, lunch, movies over a month period and paid for everything that he was going on dates. The girl didnt deny that those things happened. She just didnt consider that dating. When I asked if she thought they were just friends she replied with no. Then I said you yall werent friends and you werent dating why didnt you pay for anything? She changed the subject.</quote> Sounds like a garbage person</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orcus_snake 05/23/19 8:57:58 PM #27:	boxington posted... nd went to one of his shows when I had just graduated. When we met after the show, he said, "Lets be friends." He was on tour and I was working, shooting a film, so we only hung out a handful of times before I realized that this was an older man who was interested in me in a way that felt inappropriate. This morning, Moby took to Instagram and doubled down on his claims that he dated Portman, saying he "cant figure out why she would actively misrepresent the truth." unrelated but both having a fake smile is kinda of, ugly as fuck looking tbh. --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" <cite>orcus_snake posted [p:922291889] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>nd went to one of his shows when I had just graduated. When we met after the show, he said, "Lets be friends." He was on tour and I was working, shooting a film, so we only hung out a handful of times before I realized that this was an older man who was interested in me in a way that felt inappropriate. This morning, Moby took to Instagram and doubled down on his claims that he dated Portman, saying he "cant figure out why she would actively misrepresent the truth."</quote> unrelated but both having a fake smile is kinda of, ugly as fuck looking tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 05/23/19 9:03:53 PM #28:	Believe women --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:922292091] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Believe women</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WavyNoobSauce 05/23/19 9:05:19 PM #29:	Don't believe him for a second. Ugly weird creeps lie about who they date all the time. The fuckup about her age make him even less believable. --- Thank You BasedGod! https://imgur.com/TdWrPRT <cite>WavyNoobSauce posted [p:922292153] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Don't believe him for a second. Ugly weird creeps lie about who they date all the time. The fuckup about her age make him even less believable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 05/23/19 9:05:54 PM #30:	No one can stop us now, we are all made of stars --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:922292172] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>No one can stop us now, we are all made of stars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
12amMadman 05/23/19 9:08:22 PM #31:	Megaglow 18 year old Portman, lucky motherfucker --- Hey it's me <cite>12amMadman posted [p:922292263] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Megaglow 18 year old Portman, lucky motherfucker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AttackUp 05/23/19 9:11:08 PM #32:	I think they're both telling the truth. He was probably a bit creepy for being so much older but she liked the attention at the time and later regretted it so she denies it --- Favorite RPGs are the Chrono, Earthbound, and Lunar series. Also a huge fan of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie/DK64 and many other games. <cite>AttackUp posted [p:922292367] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>I think they're both telling the truth. He was probably a bit creepy for being so much older but she liked the attention at the time and later regretted it so she denies it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AttackUp 05/23/19 9:13:02 PM #33:	MacDaMurderer posted... I knew a girl who said she wasnt dating a guy but in the guys opinion he was. Guy thought because he went out to dinner, coffee, lunch, movies over a month period and paid for everything that he was going on dates. The girl didnt deny that those things happened. She just didnt consider that dating. When I asked if she thought they were just friends she replied with no. Then I said you yall werent friends and you werent dating why didnt you pay for anything? She changed the subject. She liked the attention but doesn't wanna admit to using him as a bitch/gold digger --- Favorite RPGs are the Chrono, Earthbound, and Lunar series. Also a huge fan of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie/DK64 and many other games. <cite>AttackUp posted [p:922292459] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>MacDaMurderer posted...</cite> <quote>I knew a girl who said she wasnt dating a guy but in the guys opinion he was. Guy thought because he went out to dinner, coffee, lunch, movies over a month period and paid for everything that he was going on dates. The girl didnt deny that those things happened. She just didnt consider that dating. When I asked if she thought they were just friends she replied with no. Then I said you yall werent friends and you werent dating why didnt you pay for anything? She changed the subject.</quote> She liked the attention but doesn't wanna admit to using him as a bitch/gold digger</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dib153 05/23/19 9:13:27 PM #34:	who the actual fuck is Moby? --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:922292468] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>who the actual fuck is Moby?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 05/23/19 9:16:49 PM #35:	Moby apparently also took out his dick and rubbed it against Trump at a party: He wrote that when he and his friends who had been drinking noticed Trump "standing a few yards away" from them, one pal suggested Moby "knob-touch" Trump which he explains is "when you take your penis out of your pants at a party and brush it up against someone." "'Really?' I asked. 'Should I?'" Moby wrote in the excerpt. He described Trump as a "mid-level real-estate developer and tabloid-newspaper staple whose career had recently been resuscitated by a reality-TV show." "'S,' I said, realizing I now had to knob-touch Donald Trump," Moby said. "I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didnt seem to notice or even twitch." https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/moby-penis-trump-natalie-portman-christina-ricci-memoir --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922292586] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Moby apparently also took out his dick and rubbed it against Trump at a party: <quote>He wrote that when he and his friends who had been drinking noticed Trump "standing a few yards away" from them, one pal suggested Moby "knob-touch" Trump which he explains is "when you take your penis out of your pants at a party and brush it up against someone." "'Really?' I asked. 'Should I?'" Moby wrote in the excerpt. He described Trump as a "mid-level real-estate developer and tabloid-newspaper staple whose career had recently been resuscitated by a reality-TV show." "'S,' I said, realizing I now had to knob-touch Donald Trump," Moby said. "I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didnt seem to notice or even twitch."</quote> https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/moby-penis-trump-natalie-portman-christina-ricci-memoir</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 05/23/19 9:24:25 PM #36:	boxington posted... Moby apparently also took out his dick and rubbed it against Trump at a party: He wrote that when he and his friends who had been drinking noticed Trump "standing a few yards away" from them, one pal suggested Moby "knob-touch" Trump which he explains is "when you take your penis out of your pants at a party and brush it up against someone." "'Really?' I asked. 'Should I?'" Moby wrote in the excerpt. He described Trump as a "mid-level real-estate developer and tabloid-newspaper staple whose career had recently been resuscitated by a reality-TV show." "'S,' I said, realizing I now had to knob-touch Donald Trump," Moby said. "I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didnt seem to notice or even twitch." https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/moby-penis-trump-natalie-portman-christina-ricci-memoir Alright, I now seriously doubt he's lying about dating Portman haha --- https://tinyurl.com/y8nh4ach <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:922292903] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>Moby apparently also took out his dick and rubbed it against Trump at a party: <quote>He wrote that when he and his friends who had been drinking noticed Trump "standing a few yards away" from them, one pal suggested Moby "knob-touch" Trump which he explains is "when you take your penis out of your pants at a party and brush it up against someone." "'Really?' I asked. 'Should I?'" Moby wrote in the excerpt. He described Trump as a "mid-level real-estate developer and tabloid-newspaper staple whose career had recently been resuscitated by a reality-TV show." "'S,' I said, realizing I now had to knob-touch Donald Trump," Moby said. "I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didnt seem to notice or even twitch."</quote> https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/moby-penis-trump-natalie-portman-christina-ricci-memoir</quote> Alright, I now seriously doubt he's lying about dating Portman haha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 05/23/19 9:25:24 PM #37:	Moby is an incredibly creepy dude. This isnt suprising --- https://youtu.be/7Zb_Ma7fJNw Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn churches <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:922292946] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Moby is an incredibly creepy dude. This isnt suprising</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AttackUp 05/23/19 9:27:28 PM #38:	boxington posted... Moby apparently also took out his dick and rubbed it against Trump at a party: He wrote that when he and his friends who had been drinking noticed Trump "standing a few yards away" from them, one pal suggested Moby "knob-touch" Trump which he explains is "when you take your penis out of your pants at a party and brush it up against someone." "'Really?' I asked. 'Should I?'" Moby wrote in the excerpt. He described Trump as a "mid-level real-estate developer and tabloid-newspaper staple whose career had recently been resuscitated by a reality-TV show." "'S,' I said, realizing I now had to knob-touch Donald Trump," Moby said. "I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didnt seem to notice or even twitch." https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/moby-penis-trump-natalie-portman-christina-ricci-memoir Okay now I'm starting to think this guy enjoys making up stories for attention. That seems like a funny joke 12 year olds would come up with but nobody would actually do. And if 1 did end up doing it that person would almost certainly notice --- Favorite RPGs are the Chrono, Earthbound, and Lunar series. Also a huge fan of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie/DK64 and many other games. <cite>AttackUp posted [p:922293032] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>Moby apparently also took out his dick and rubbed it against Trump at a party: <quote>He wrote that when he and his friends who had been drinking noticed Trump "standing a few yards away" from them, one pal suggested Moby "knob-touch" Trump which he explains is "when you take your penis out of your pants at a party and brush it up against someone." "'Really?' I asked. 'Should I?'" Moby wrote in the excerpt. He described Trump as a "mid-level real-estate developer and tabloid-newspaper staple whose career had recently been resuscitated by a reality-TV show." "'S,' I said, realizing I now had to knob-touch Donald Trump," Moby said. "I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didnt seem to notice or even twitch."</quote> https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/moby-penis-trump-natalie-portman-christina-ricci-memoir</quote> Okay now I'm starting to think this guy enjoys making up stories for attention. That seems like a funny joke 12 year olds would come up with but nobody would actually do. And if 1 did end up doing it that person would almost certainly notice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/23/19 9:34:18 PM #39:	HBOSS posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hfQ5uIKrlw" data-time=" Love this song. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922293294] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>HBOSS posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hfQ5uIKrlw" data-time="</quote> Love this song.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 05/24/19 8:17:42 AM #40:	dib153 posted... who the actual fuck is Moby? A whale --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://imgur.com/BLrKxEd https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:922307328] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>dib153 posted...</cite> <quote>who the actual fuck is Moby?</quote> A whale</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AttackUp 05/24/19 8:28:47 AM #42:	Conflict posted... AttackUp posted... I think they're both telling the truth. Their stories directly contradict each other. How can they both be telling the truth As I said, they probably did date very briefly. He considered their little "fling" a short relationship while she most likely regretted the whole thing and doesn't. Nobody knows for sure. --- Favorite RPGs are the Chrono, Earthbound, and Lunar series. Also a huge fan of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie/DK64 and many other games. <cite>AttackUp posted [p:922307543] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AttackUp posted...</cite> <quote>I think they're both telling the truth. </quote> Their stories directly contradict each other. How can they both be telling the truth</quote> As I said, they probably did date very briefly. He considered their little "fling" a short relationship while she most likely regretted the whole thing and doesn't. Nobody knows for sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kavatar 05/24/19 8:44:14 AM #43:	Moby, he can get stomped by Obie. --- The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. <cite>Kavatar posted [p:922307876] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Moby, he can get stomped by Obie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 05/24/19 8:46:25 AM #44:	there was also a thing about him having a fling with Christina Ricci --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922307917] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>there was also a thing about him having a fling with Christina Ricci</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malfunction 05/24/19 8:47:05 AM #45:	Lmfao at moby outing himself so badly <cite>Malfunction posted [p:922307927] in Moby claim... [t:77734330]...</cite> <quote>Lmfao at moby outing himself so badly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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