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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/29/18 3:56:54 PM #307:	The game keeps telling me about sieges being lost by some random asshole. I dont care! Snorris next trick to cure my food poisoning is to grab a toad, gut with, and place the still-twitching carcass on my chest. It worked! A woman who I possessed with an evil spirit is now attracted to me. I went to her room and gave her a good tumble. The pillaging and looting undertaken in DKs name has earned him a reputation as a fearsome Viking raider. All along the coasts, mothers tucking their children in for the night warn that unless they behave, the terrible DONKEY KONG, scourge of the seas, will come ashore with his undead warriors and eat them. Rome was filled with horses and cattle. The raiders have rouded up a large flock in the main square so I can decide which ones to pick for myself and what to do with them. Ill share the cattle with my best warriors. I got the orgy event about a midget ordering me and my friend into having gay sex. DK became brawny! And this time the friend wasn't a relative! Snorri has become a Renowned Physician for his work in my court! The time has come. TIME TO FIGHT CARPATHIA!!! They actually have very few troops at the moment, so Im tempted to do my usual hat trick of declaring 4 wars at once. LETS DO IT. Or not, because my threat level is still too high and it fighting anyone other than Carpathia will get all of Europe on my ass at once. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:914883776] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>The game keeps telling me about sieges being lost by some random asshole. I dont care! Snorris next trick to cure my food poisoning is to grab a toad, gut with, and place the still-twitching carcass on my chest. It worked! A woman who I possessed with an evil spirit is now attracted to me. I went to her room and gave her a good tumble. The pillaging and looting undertaken in DKs name has earned him a reputation as a fearsome Viking raider. All along the coasts, mothers tucking their children in for the night warn that unless they behave, the terrible DONKEY KONG, scourge of the seas, will come ashore with his undead warriors and eat them. Rome was filled with horses and cattle. The raiders have rouded up a large flock in the main square so I can decide which ones to pick for myself and what to do with them. Ill share the cattle with my best warriors. I got the orgy event about a midget ordering me and my friend into having gay sex. DK became brawny! And this time the friend wasn't a relative! Snorri has become a Renowned Physician for his work in my court! The time has come. TIME TO FIGHT CARPATHIA!!! They actually have very few troops at the moment, so Im tempted to do my usual hat trick of declaring 4 wars at once. LETS DO IT. Or not, because my threat level is still too high and it fighting anyone other than Carpathia will get all of Europe on my ass at once. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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