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Topic | Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups) |
Eerieka 12/23/18 4:03:05 AM #287: | The Duchess of Varend, a fellow Hel-worshipper in private and a Germanic in public, has apparently been stirring up heresies in my land. Im not sure sure wtf that means. Is it a Hel-related event because shes preaching about Hel? Or is it because shes preaching Germanic? The viceroy I tried to seduce ages ago who told me to stay away forever just burned a Hel-worshipper at the stake. I have to get rid of this viceroy. My spymaster/lover/viceroy of Scotland wants to have an orgy! What a lovely idea! Bicycle will wear her skin mask. It was three days of debaucheries conducted by a priapic dwarf from Hell. The drugs, the copulation, the succubus with the hypnotic flute the ritual murder. Was it real? All she knows is Totil knows how to throw a party! But most of all, my compliments to the chef! Erm we killed a guy and ate him. Bicycle is now a Cannibal. >_> The Trollmadr wants me to bewitch my own husband! Okay, sounds like a good idea actually. It worked! He became fanatically loyal to me! But hes also now insane. Also, Bicycle is no longer Just. Awww. I need better armor. The Sword from Heaven is a great sword, and the Crown of Crows is a great crown, but Splint Mail Armor doesnt exactly scream imperial. The armor made this time gets to have a name, which means it must be damn good! I named it Guardian. Time for a familiar! I selected an Owl, master of the night. Recently Bicycle has found herself amused by a handsome young guard. He follows her around like a puppy now a very big, muscular puppy! She gave him a good tumble and kept him around as a loyal bodyguard. And the next day, I woke up with Lovers Pox which is basically an STD of your choice. :\ Im going to try seducing my brother who I just granted land to. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1584343607 --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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