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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/22/18 11:28:17 PM #286:	I could have sworn I posted an update when I got home from work, but I guess not... handsomeboy2012 posted... I swear Crusades are pretty OP now, 9 times out of 10 Catholics would win. I actually got a little sick of them always winning when I was a defender and looked up if there were any tricks to it. Apparently if you bum rush the Papacy and siege the pope's lands, it works? Haven't tried it yet, since I've been taking a break from CK2 while I have a ton of work. ~~~ Im doing the thing where I wage three wars at once to reclaim land. Fuck Saxony. Also, Lady Bicycle became depressed for no reason. Poor girl. :( The last province belonging to the crusader in Scotland has been brought to my side through unconventional means. Germanic Zealots rose up in rebellion and forced the king to abdicate in favor of a Germanic ruler. I then politely asked him if he wanted to be my vassal, and he was more than happy to oblige. My husband Tuzmish has become a fat glutton, despite my advice for him to chill out. Aaand, now I might become fat! All because Lady Bicycle keeps eating as a means to cope with her stress and depression. Come on girl, you can do this. Dont become fat. There are other ways. My lover/spymaster Viceroy Totil wants to summon a Jotun Lord. This could make me more Intriguing, so Ill do it. We summoned Vetis, who gives me +3 Intirgue. Huzzah! Also, my dieting has paid off and Im no longer Gluttonous! Thats a solid +15 to every man in the world now (except I think for those who are also Gluttonous). My quest to seduce men is going even greater. I just realized that Burgundy, one of the countries Im at war with, somehow became a Khanate lol. I just randomly got a message about a blessed Catholic man becoming a saint. Uhh good for him? Meanwhile, Im going to go desecrate a temple for a mission in the Fellowship. I knocked out the godi and sacrificed him to Hel. Soon after, I became Deceitful, which seems par for the course considering Bicycles life so far. One of Bicycles viceroys who is Lustful has the following traits: Harelip, One-handed, Great Pox, Lunatic, Disfigured, Infection. Would Bicycle seduce him? I dunno, I might catch his great pox A 34 year old woman wanted to marry my 3 year old son. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:914576730] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>I could have sworn I posted an update when I got home from work, but I guess not... <cite>handsomeboy2012 posted...</cite> <quote>I swear Crusades are pretty OP now, 9 times out of 10 Catholics would win.</quote> I actually got a little sick of them always winning when I was a defender and looked up if there were any tricks to it. Apparently if you bum rush the Papacy and siege the pope's lands, it works? Haven't tried it yet, since I've been taking a break from CK2 while I have a ton of work. ~~~ Im doing the thing where I wage three wars at once to reclaim land. Fuck Saxony. Also, Lady Bicycle became depressed for no reason. Poor girl. :( The last province belonging to the crusader in Scotland has been brought to my side through unconventional means. Germanic Zealots rose up in rebellion and forced the king to abdicate in favor of a Germanic ruler. I then politely asked him if he wanted to be my vassal, and he was more than happy to oblige. My husband Tuzmish has become a fat glutton, despite my advice for him to chill out. Aaand, now I might become fat! All because Lady Bicycle keeps eating as a means to cope with her stress and depression. Come on girl, you can do this. Dont become fat. There are other ways. My lover/spymaster Viceroy Totil wants to summon a Jotun Lord. This could make me more Intriguing, so Ill do it. We summoned Vetis, who gives me +3 Intirgue. Huzzah! Also, my dieting has paid off and Im no longer Gluttonous! Thats a solid +15 to every man in the world now (except I think for those who are also Gluttonous). My quest to seduce men is going even greater. I just realized that Burgundy, one of the countries Im at war with, somehow became a Khanate lol. I just randomly got a message about a blessed Catholic man becoming a saint. Uhh good for him? Meanwhile, Im going to go desecrate a temple for a mission in the Fellowship. I knocked out the godi and sacrificed him to Hel. Soon after, I became Deceitful, which seems par for the course considering Bicycles life so far. One of Bicycles viceroys who is Lustful has the following traits: Harelip, One-handed, Great Pox, Lunatic, Disfigured, Infection. Would Bicycle seduce him? I dunno, I might catch his great pox A 34 year old woman wanted to marry my 3 year old son. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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