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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/20/18 3:14:01 PM #281:	With the extraordinarily absurd amount of money Zyx made, I donated to the Jomskivings for some extra temple vassal opinion and to pretend that its going to help when the crusade fucks us. :\ On the plus side, if I hold back my own troops and let my vassals get fucked, that will allow Bicycle to grow up in relative peace since her vassals wont have the courage to revolt against her. I just realized that my betrothed is Incapable from a fucking Flu. Really hope you recover from that, dude, or else Ill really have no choice but to become the court bicycle. With the zillions of ductas Daddy Zyx acquired for me, Im gonna buy ALL the mercs (or at least the three biggest/most expensive) and go to fucking town on these Catholics. I am winning a million battles, but Im technically losing the Crusade because these punk-ass bitches are taking my lands in random places such as the British Isles, Byzantium, Genoa, and DONKEY KONGs tiny little barony in the middle of Carpathia. Technically Saxony is the target of the Crusade but Im defending it well. I wonder what will happen when the pope hits 100% war score without taking Saxon lands. Will he take those random little lands and give up on Saxony? Will he be prevented from winning until he takes Saxony? Will he take Saxony anyway even without sieging it because fuck you? Anyway, Lady Bicycle has some deep questions that she wants to ask her guardian. And what will he say? Whatever it was, he made her shy. Alright, hes next on the chopping block once I become an adult. Which is in 2 months! Yay! Word of an Epidemic is spreading! The Black Plague will spread again, originating in the lands of this man with a napkin over his mouth (I probably just offended someones religion) uhh, what did you say your name was again? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1582123107 --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:914455175] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>With the extraordinarily absurd amount of money Zyx made, I donated to the Jomskivings for some extra temple vassal opinion and to pretend that its going to help when the crusade fucks us. :\ On the plus side, if I hold back my own troops and let my vassals get fucked, that will allow Bicycle to grow up in relative peace since her vassals wont have the courage to revolt against her. I just realized that my betrothed is Incapable from a fucking Flu. Really hope you recover from that, dude, or else Ill really have no choice but to become the court bicycle. With the zillions of ductas Daddy Zyx acquired for me, Im gonna buy ALL the mercs (or at least the three biggest/most expensive) and go to fucking town on these Catholics. I am winning a million battles, but Im technically losing the Crusade because these punk-ass bitches are taking my lands in random places such as the British Isles, Byzantium, Genoa, and DONKEY KONGs tiny little barony in the middle of Carpathia. Technically Saxony is the target of the Crusade but Im defending it well. I wonder what will happen when the pope hits 100% war score without taking Saxon lands. Will he take those random little lands and give up on Saxony? Will he be prevented from winning until he takes Saxony? Will he take Saxony anyway even without sieging it because fuck you? Anyway, Lady Bicycle has some deep questions that she wants to ask her guardian. And what will he say? Whatever it was, he made her shy. Alright, hes next on the chopping block once I become an adult. Which is in 2 months! Yay! Word of an Epidemic is spreading! The Black Plague will spread again, originating in the lands of this man with a napkin over his mouth (I probably just offended someones religion) uhh, what did you say your name was again? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1582123107 --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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