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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/20/18 5:44:01 AM #280:	@FBike1 EMPRESS LADY BICYCLE THE DRAGONESS b. June 15th, 1180 r. September 4th, 1190 July 30th, 1238 As I was setting up my council and court, I realized that I had my spymaster trying to stop a faction led by my spymaster. Like, I literally had her in her own county trying to convince herself to stop. :\ Needless to say, I fired my spymaster and got a different guy in. My regent/teacher is an Attractive Brawny Berserker Cannibal Impaler. Yes, I made her my guardian. Shes also Lustful and I was hoping she could teach Bicycle a thing or two. >_> And her name is Beata, so Im going to pretend shes literally Beatrice from Umineko. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1581368338 Lady Bicycle told another child that if they played together, she would let them borrow her toys. Shes nice. Every day, the cook chases me out of the kitchen, but not before Ive stuffed myself and my pockets full of biscuits. Mmm, sweets! (I really dont want to become Gluttonous. Please spank me, Beata!) (I think she did, but Im still Gluttonous). A WHOLE bunch of rebels popped up! I wanted to finished fucking the pope before taking care of them, but in doing so, the rebels took some castle and killed a member of house Boardeight named Wynn. ;_; (I dont think he was closely related to the one I just banished) One of my vassals decied to conquer the island of Lesbos. Well, this is a good sign for Lady Bicycles reign! Another vassal conquered a piece of land in Wales and it was enough for me to create the title Kingdom of Wales! Which is great because my annoying ex-spymaster is a count in Wales, so if I give the viceroyalty to someone else, shell get buried under him and cant plot against me. Ugh, the pope is gonna declare a crusade. Well, Ill lose some land, then gain it back. My regent passed a law lowering crown authority. :\ Can we like stop this, please, Paradox? This is bullshit and you know it. I will torture her for this when I become an adult. In the mean time, I hired a new guardian, since Beata was both regent and guardian, but I can't fire her as regent. ~~~ LOL GameFAQs: POST WARNING There are one or more potential issues with your message - You must check the box below to confirm and post this message. Referring to a lesbian as a "lesbo" is not acceptable. Make sure that's not what you're doing here. I mean... I was literally just calling the island by its name... and it happens to be famous for being the origin of lesbians. \_()_/ --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:914433702] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>@FBike1 EMPRESS LADY BICYCLE THE DRAGONESS b. June 15th, 1180 r. September 4th, 1190 July 30th, 1238 As I was setting up my council and court, I realized that I had my spymaster trying to stop a faction led by my spymaster. Like, I literally had her in her own county trying to convince herself to stop. :\ Needless to say, I fired my spymaster and got a different guy in. My regent/teacher is an Attractive Brawny Berserker Cannibal Impaler. Yes, I made her my guardian. Shes also Lustful and I was hoping she could teach Bicycle a thing or two. >_> And her name is Beata, so Im going to pretend shes literally Beatrice from Umineko. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1581368338 Lady Bicycle told another child that if they played together, she would let them borrow her toys. Shes nice. Every day, the cook chases me out of the kitchen, but not before Ive stuffed myself and my pockets full of biscuits. Mmm, sweets! (I really dont want to become Gluttonous. Please spank me, Beata!) (I think she did, but Im still Gluttonous). A WHOLE bunch of rebels popped up! I wanted to finished fucking the pope before taking care of them, but in doing so, the rebels took some castle and killed a member of house Boardeight named Wynn. ;_; (I dont think he was closely related to the one I just banished) One of my vassals decied to conquer the island of Lesbos. Well, this is a good sign for Lady Bicycles reign! Another vassal conquered a piece of land in Wales and it was enough for me to create the title Kingdom of Wales! Which is great because my annoying ex-spymaster is a count in Wales, so if I give the viceroyalty to someone else, shell get buried under him and cant plot against me. Ugh, the pope is gonna declare a crusade. Well, Ill lose some land, then gain it back. My regent passed a law lowering crown authority. :\ Can we like stop this, please, Paradox? This is bullshit and you know it. I will torture her for this when I become an adult. In the mean time, I hired a new guardian, since Beata was both regent and guardian, but I can't fire her as regent. ~~~ LOL GameFAQs: POST WARNING There are one or more potential issues with your message - You must check the box below to confirm and post this message. Referring to a lesbian as a "lesbo" is not acceptable. Make sure that's not what you're doing here. I mean... I was literally just calling the island by its name... and it happens to be famous for being the origin of lesbians. \_()_/ --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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