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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/19/18 3:29:01 AM #275:	My wife Ngeva has really been letting herself go as of late. What was once a graceful and delicate woman has slowly become an undignified and hefty glutton, only excited about her next great feast Since Zyx is also fat, it would be awfully hypocritical of me to tell her to lose weight. Since he is fat, though, he gets an option to say theres nothing wrong with it. She may be fat, but shes still got a healthy 27 next to her Martial score. I sponsored my physician to write a book, but it was dumb and now hes dull. :\ Oh well. I hired some siege leaders to come be commanders in my army, and then married them to each other. Lady Bicycle makes sure everyone gets their fair share. She has become Just! Zyx may be a fat fuck, but after pillaging Rome, hes still a Viking! (To be more accurate, Zyx was in one of the other provinces north of Rome. I have enough troops now to raid all across the coast.) Great thing about owning Cyprus is I can drop off my loot there and then go back to raiding without waiting a million years for the ships to go around all of fucking Europe. Wynn declared his war on me, started in Byzantium, and he made it up to Scandinavia. So now I DO have to go all the way around Europe to fuck him up. I caught Lady Bicycle lying to me. I almost sent an innocent servant to the stocks! I was about to tell her that even I was impressed, when I heard jingle bells? OH SHIT ITS DECEMBER IRL (I hadnt noticed we passed midnight while I was playing, and CK2 started playing the Songs of Yuletide lol): Storm the winter shores of England Fa la la la la, la la la lan. Loot and pillage with your warband Fa la la la la, la la la lan. Alright, I captured and banished Wynn for another 500 ducats. Back to looting the pope! Zyx became morbidly obese. All these years spent indulging my gluttony have finally caught up with me: my body has grown so bloated and flabby that I can no longer stand without help. I spend my days laying on my bed, looking at the line of servants going back and forth from the kitchen, carrying more delicacies to fill my insatiable appetite. Ironically, I also noticed that Zyx is Temperate so apparently the devs didnt make temperance incompatible with Fat. Interesting. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:914375451] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>My wife Ngeva has really been letting herself go as of late. What was once a graceful and delicate woman has slowly become an undignified and hefty glutton, only excited about her next great feast Since Zyx is also fat, it would be awfully hypocritical of me to tell her to lose weight. Since he is fat, though, he gets an option to say theres nothing wrong with it. She may be fat, but shes still got a healthy 27 next to her Martial score. I sponsored my physician to write a book, but it was dumb and now hes dull. :\ Oh well. I hired some siege leaders to come be commanders in my army, and then married them to each other. Lady Bicycle makes sure everyone gets their fair share. She has become Just! Zyx may be a fat fuck, but after pillaging Rome, hes still a Viking! (To be more accurate, Zyx was in one of the other provinces north of Rome. I have enough troops now to raid all across the coast.) Great thing about owning Cyprus is I can drop off my loot there and then go back to raiding without waiting a million years for the ships to go around all of fucking Europe. Wynn declared his war on me, started in Byzantium, and he made it up to Scandinavia. So now I DO have to go all the way around Europe to fuck him up. I caught Lady Bicycle lying to me. I almost sent an innocent servant to the stocks! I was about to tell her that even I was impressed, when I heard jingle bells? OH SHIT ITS DECEMBER IRL (I hadnt noticed we passed midnight while I was playing, and CK2 started playing the Songs of Yuletide lol): Storm the winter shores of England Fa la la la la, la la la lan. Loot and pillage with your warband Fa la la la la, la la la lan. Alright, I captured and banished Wynn for another 500 ducats. Back to looting the pope! Zyx became morbidly obese. All these years spent indulging my gluttony have finally caught up with me: my body has grown so bloated and flabby that I can no longer stand without help. I spend my days laying on my bed, looking at the line of servants going back and forth from the kitchen, carrying more delicacies to fill my insatiable appetite. Ironically, I also noticed that Zyx is Temperate so apparently the devs didnt make temperance incompatible with Fat. Interesting. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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