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TopicGauntlet Crew Ranks Planet of the Apes movies
WickIebee
12/18/18 2:20:24 PM
#71:


So they decided to make a sequel to the second film, y'know, the one where the Earth blew up and everyone died? In the immortal words of Bubsy T Bobcat: 'What could possibly go wrong?'
Hahaha, oh boy.
So what happens is Zira & friends find Taylor's old spaceship, somehow fix it and launch it into space with no knowledge of rocket science or even understanding of basic flight, and then use to to travel back in fucking time to California in the 1970s.
It is laughable how quickly everyone on earth just up and accepts the talking chimps from outer space and doesnt just immediately shoot, dissect, or accuse them of being communists. This is especially blasphemous in the case of this series, which in general takes a very poor view of the nature of humanity.
It takes learning the grim details of the future ape society and the accidental death of a man before humans show the slightest ill will towards our monkey friends, and even then it is just one bigoted psychopath who has it in for them.
Zira and Cornelius then also wreck god knows what havoc on the space-time continuum by bearing a child and becoming their own ancestors.
This is an abomination to the franchise in every sense of the word, and to say it was like they turned someone's horrible fanfiction into a movie would be far too kind, not to mention insulting to fanfiction everywhere. ~Karo
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I'll just go back to gifs. Not like the winner was gonna click my topic.
https://imgur.com/SXyi7uX
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