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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/10/18 6:20:33 PM #244:	https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1575978092 Oh, do I want to be a jolly fat man like Santa Claus? Sure, why not! None of my characters have been fat yet, and Im kinda curious what itd be like. Welp, Katarina doesnt like it and she told me I better shape up or I wont be able to stand, let alone accomplish anything of note. I then got another message about how I dont know Katarina well enough for her to talk about her life and the next day she became pregnant AGAIN. Jesus fucking Christ, this woman Doesnt know me enough to talk to me about her personal issues, and yet is more than happy to fuck me until shes pregnant. So I noticed that the Jarl of Agder is basically the one guy whos preventing me from making changes in the Kingdom of Norway. The reason for that is hes salty because I am the direct liege of Rogaland which is de jure part of his duchy. Normally I dont give a shit about stuff like that and Ill let vassals take it. Excpet the Cheiftess of Rogaland is my fantastic Chancellor, Thora, and Id lose her if she went under him. So now I have her in his court trying to improve relations and talk about what a great ruler I am. Its a cycle that works for me, but must be annoying to the jarl. Like, he basically has this woman speaking in his ear about how wise the emperor is for keeping her under his own vassalage instead of transferring because otherwise she wouldnt be able to whisper in his ear. Oh yeah, and hes fabricating a claim on Rogaland as we speak, so I could imprison him, but then Id be unable to revoke his title because its not allowed by law. However, if he votes yes, then Ill be able to imprison him and revoke his title. Also 3 dudes who are involved in the vote are in my dungeon, so if nothing else, I should be able to pass the law when they fuck off and die. My wife just took a VICEROY title away from another through conquest. Dayum, lady! And now shes declaring war on Oxford! All while pregnant. Yikes! Raka doesnt need to declare any wars; his wife is doing it for him! The baby was a girl, by the way, so I named her Lady Bicycle. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:913902684] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1575978092 Oh, do I want to be a jolly fat man like Santa Claus? Sure, why not! None of my characters have been fat yet, and Im kinda curious what itd be like. Welp, Katarina doesnt like it and she told me I better shape up or I wont be able to stand, let alone accomplish anything of note. I then got another message about how I dont know Katarina well enough for her to talk about her life and the next day she became pregnant AGAIN. Jesus fucking Christ, this woman Doesnt know me enough to talk to me about her personal issues, and yet is more than happy to fuck me until shes pregnant. So I noticed that the Jarl of Agder is basically the one guy whos preventing me from making changes in the Kingdom of Norway. The reason for that is hes salty because I am the direct liege of Rogaland which is de jure part of his duchy. Normally I dont give a shit about stuff like that and Ill let vassals take it. Excpet the Cheiftess of Rogaland is my fantastic Chancellor, Thora, and Id lose her if she went under him. So now I have her in his court trying to improve relations and talk about what a great ruler I am. Its a cycle that works for me, but must be annoying to the jarl. Like, he basically has this woman speaking in his ear about how wise the emperor is for keeping her under his own vassalage instead of transferring because otherwise she wouldnt be able to whisper in his ear. Oh yeah, and hes fabricating a claim on Rogaland as we speak, so I could imprison him, but then Id be unable to revoke his title because its not allowed by law. However, if he votes yes, then Ill be able to imprison him and revoke his title. Also 3 dudes who are involved in the vote are in my dungeon, so if nothing else, I should be able to pass the law when they fuck off and die. My wife just took a VICEROY title away from another through conquest. Dayum, lady! And now shes declaring war on Oxford! All while pregnant. Yikes! Raka doesnt need to declare any wars; his wife is doing it for him! The baby was a girl, by the way, so I named her Lady Bicycle. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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