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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 12/06/18 3:30:50 AM #221:	The Fylkir died and was replaced by a Fylkja named Svanhildr who declared a Great Holy War against Germany on her very first day as Fylkja. Dayum, girl, chill out. I refuse to participate because if I ever play at going to war, Ill lose a bunch of troops and these fucking traitorous vassals will trying to put some other asshole on the throne. There once was a girl named Thyra. She was one of Emperor Denjis many bastard daughters. Many vassals wanted to put her on the throne for reasons Richard didnt understand, but he thought it was because of her 15 diplomacy stat. Thyra had been married off to another Denji who was the son of Kanzaris the son of Emperor Denji. Ehh, forget the family tree. Long story short, this woman was inbreeding and causing problems by being a good ruler while Richard was a piece of shit. She even hired an army to attack Richard in 2 years! He cast a spell on her and gave her Slow Fever and was then pissed off when his court physican botched the treatment. Lol? Shouldnt you be THANKING him? My son Douglas Edwards died of dysentery. But its fine, he was the spare Douglas. Wynnescotts son is still alive. Richard was in love with some harelip woman for all of about three months. Someone in another realm wanted to marry my lusty witch court physician. I allowed it, so she went to that other persons court. The next physician I hired was Haraldr the Sea-Devil with one leg and a loyal parrot. Arrr. (In all my time playing CK2, I dont think Ive ever had a bad pirate physician. Ive even seen one become pope.) A cat followed Richard home. Did I mention he has a wolf familiar? Because he has a wolf familiar I dont know if they will play nicely together. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:913627834] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>The Fylkir died and was replaced by a Fylkja named Svanhildr who declared a Great Holy War against Germany on her very first day as Fylkja. Dayum, girl, chill out. I refuse to participate because if I ever play at going to war, Ill lose a bunch of troops and these fucking traitorous vassals will trying to put some other asshole on the throne. There once was a girl named Thyra. She was one of Emperor Denjis many bastard daughters. Many vassals wanted to put her on the throne for reasons Richard didnt understand, but he thought it was because of her 15 diplomacy stat. Thyra had been married off to another Denji who was the son of Kanzaris the son of Emperor Denji. Ehh, forget the family tree. Long story short, this woman was inbreeding and causing problems by being a good ruler while Richard was a piece of shit. She even hired an army to attack Richard in 2 years! He cast a spell on her and gave her Slow Fever and was then pissed off when his court physican botched the treatment. Lol? Shouldnt you be THANKING him? My son Douglas Edwards died of dysentery. But its fine, he was the spare Douglas. Wynnescotts son is still alive. Richard was in love with some harelip woman for all of about three months. Someone in another realm wanted to marry my lusty witch court physician. I allowed it, so she went to that other persons court. The next physician I hired was Haraldr the Sea-Devil with one leg and a loyal parrot. Arrr. (In all my time playing CK2, I dont think Ive ever had a bad pirate physician. Ive even seen one become pope.) A cat followed Richard home. Did I mention he has a wolf familiar? Because he has a wolf familiar I dont know if they will play nicely together. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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