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Topic	Having booby trapped packages for Porch Pirates should be allowed
A_Good_Boy 12/05/18 6:41:05 PM #35:	Middle hope posted... I say decoy packages full of putrid shit are the best course of action. If you can spring load it or hook up a co2 can to spray liquid feces all over them, even better. Since it is illegal to leave something like a nail bomb for this purpose. Get your mail sent to a PO box and you dont have to worry about someone ganking it. I did read something about how some city governments will douse trees with fox urine so as to discourage people cutting them down illegally during the holidays. Once they bring the trees inside and the frozen urine thaws it's supposed to make their home smell like death. So people in colder climates should try to douse decoy packages with fox urine. That way it'll just unassumingly sit on the porch where it's safe, up until someone takes it home and the urine thaws in either their vehicle or their home. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:913606149] in Having boo... [t:77270925]...</cite> <quote><cite>Middle hope posted...</cite> <quote>I say decoy packages full of putrid shit are the best course of action. If you can spring load it or hook up a co2 can to spray liquid feces all over them, even better. Since it is illegal to leave something like a nail bomb for this purpose. Get your mail sent to a PO box and you dont have to worry about someone ganking it.</quote> I did read something about how some city governments will douse trees with fox urine so as to discourage people cutting them down illegally during the holidays. Once they bring the trees inside and the frozen urine thaws it's supposed to make their home smell like death. So people in colder climates should try to douse decoy packages with fox urine. That way it'll just unassumingly sit on the porch where it's safe, up until someone takes it home and the urine thaws in either their vehicle or their home. --- Who is? I am!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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