Current Events > Having booby trapped packages for Porch Pirates should be allowed

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DemonBuffet
12/05/18 2:01:28 PM
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Fuck those piece of shit thieves
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/05/18 2:06:02 PM
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You cant defend property with deadly force.
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MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 2:07:16 PM
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Just keep a box on your porch with like three wasps in it
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DemonBuffet
12/05/18 2:09:01 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Just keep a box on your porch with like three wasps in it


Exploding dog poop is pretty cool too
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Damn_Underscore
12/05/18 2:09:13 PM
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You could have one that if you lift it sets off a bunch of really loud airhorns
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clearaflagrantj
12/05/18 2:09:17 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Just keep a box on your porch with like three wasps in it

If somebody popped an H on it then you'll know it's filled with hornets
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MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 2:09:39 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Just keep a box on your porch with like three wasps in it

If somebody popped an H on it then you'll know it's filled with hornets

What does popped an h on it mean?
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ocelot51
12/05/18 2:10:51 PM
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Gotta smoke 'em out so you can get that hornet honey.
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clearaflagrantj
12/05/18 2:11:36 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Just keep a box on your porch with like three wasps in it

If somebody popped an H on it then you'll know it's filled with hornets

What does popped an h on it mean?

Somebody takes a sharpie and draws an "H" on it, that way you know it's filled with hornets.

Makes sense to keep the hornets in a box, you trap them in there and later take their honey
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MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 2:23:22 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Just keep a box on your porch with like three wasps in it

If somebody popped an H on it then you'll know it's filled with hornets

What does popped an h on it mean?

Somebody takes a sharpie and draws an "H" on it, that way you know it's filled with hornets.

Makes sense to keep the hornets in a box, you trap them in there and later take their honey

Oh I understand the reference now

Shit flew right over my head
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P4wn4g3
12/05/18 2:26:16 PM
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I mean, that does seem like the sort of thing that would be settled in civil court. And anything settled in civil court is basically legal, unless you're rich.
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/05/18 5:14:42 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You cant defend property with deadly force.

uh you can if youre defending yourself and if theres reasonable fear for your life.

https://www.usacarry.com/lethal-force-defense-property/

as for using deadly force to "booby trap" packages that's an obvious no.


Ok, I clearly said nothing about defending yourself, just property.
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Chicken
12/05/18 5:16:18 PM
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Just order a mouse trap online
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prince_leo
12/05/18 5:57:02 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
evidently, youre illiterate. my argument isnt about the topic but about this guys original post.

do you follow?

yes, and he's only talking about property. you're the one who brought up a persons life
it's like if someone said that jewish people can eat pizza and you turn around and go "well when they put ham on it they can't"

like... ok?
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darkphoenix181
12/05/18 6:04:05 PM
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Reason it is illegal is cause a young kid or dog might mess with it and die.
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Lordgold666
12/05/18 6:10:41 PM
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Saw a vid of this fat girl who tried to steal a package from somebodys porch and when she attempted to run back to the car, she slipped on the dew of the lawn and apparently broke her tailbone

Karma came for her real quick lol
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A_Good_Boy
12/05/18 6:13:30 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You cant defend property with deadly force.

uh you can if youre defending yourself and if theres reasonable fear for your life.

https://www.usacarry.com/lethal-force-defense-property/

as for using deadly force to "booby trap" packages that's an obvious no.


Ok, I clearly said nothing about defending yourself, just property.

fun fact: burglars are usually armed.

if someone is trying to steal your shit, chances are theyre gonna be armed... one thing leads to another, if they pull a gun on you there you go, reasonable fear for your life, youre allowed to use lethal force.

You seem like youre having a hard time following this topic

evidently, youre illiterate. my argument isnt about the topic but about this guys original post.

do you follow?

Even then your post is still wrong. You can't set booby traps on private property either. They don't discriminate and they can bring harm to first responders, or even random passers-by.
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monkmith
12/05/18 6:13:50 PM
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glitter bomb?
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GasMonkey
12/05/18 6:30:32 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You cant defend property with deadly force.

depends on where you are

also tell that to the police
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/05/18 6:32:23 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You cant defend property with deadly force.

Depending on state you can.

However I'm pretty sure all states ban deadly traps to be used on humans for any reason, because lethal use of force cannot be something autonomous. It must have human discretion behind it.
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Middle hope
12/05/18 6:36:08 PM
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I say decoy packages full of putrid shit are the best course of action. If you can spring load it or hook up a co2 can to spray liquid feces all over them, even better.

Since it is illegal to leave something like a nail bomb for this purpose. Get your mail sent to a PO box and you dont have to worry about someone ganking it.
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powerman1426
12/05/18 6:36:48 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
Look at him try to feign superiority

lol go on. im listening.

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...was that supposed to make sense?

cute hes still going lol.

You're not very good at this lol.
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A_Good_Boy
12/05/18 6:41:05 PM
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Middle hope posted...
I say decoy packages full of putrid shit are the best course of action. If you can spring load it or hook up a co2 can to spray liquid feces all over them, even better.

Since it is illegal to leave something like a nail bomb for this purpose. Get your mail sent to a PO box and you dont have to worry about someone ganking it.

I did read something about how some city governments will douse trees with fox urine so as to discourage people cutting them down illegally during the holidays. Once they bring the trees inside and the frozen urine thaws it's supposed to make their home smell like death.

So people in colder climates should try to douse decoy packages with fox urine. That way it'll just unassumingly sit on the porch where it's safe, up until someone takes it home and the urine thaws in either their vehicle or their home.
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powerman1426
12/05/18 6:43:55 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
powerman1426 posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
Look at him try to feign superiority

lol go on. im listening.

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3hVj7rPx1U9H2

...was that supposed to make sense?

cute hes still going lol.

You're not very good at this lol.

good at what exactly?

id love to hear you explain this lol

I'm sure you would, but that wouldn't be any fun.
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