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WhiskeyDisk
11/29/18 1:22:55 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Ehh. Let's be honest, most sane and right-thinking individuals don't count Star Wars characters or Marvel Comics characters as Disney princesses, even if Disney does own them now. Only a hateful marketing department and the loathesome youth of this decadent modern age try to squeeze Rey and Leia in there on the pretense that every princess should be invited to the club.

Fie I say! Only royalty anointed with the holy crest of the Walt Disney Animation Studios are allowed to count.

I'd even be willing to draw the line to exclude Pixar from that august reckoning, but then we lose Merida from Brave, and she's just too perfect for a Druid/Ranger or Arcane Archer multiclass.

The actual "official" tally is that only Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, Mulan, The Princess and the Frog, Tangled, and Brave count. Which actually excludes Frozen (and thus Elsa and Anna), but pissed-off Snow Queen Ice Witch does kind of feel like a must.

It does mean you also lose actual princesses like Eilonwy and Kida because The Black Cauldron and Atlantis: The Lost Empire tanked, and no squeezing in Alice or Kairi from Kingdom Hearts to fill a quota. But if we're going to be honest, Alice probably wouldn't have gotten that spot either if Kingdom Hearts had come out 5-10 years later.

Still, that's a good dozen princesses to serve the role of evil sorceresses, insane abominations, cruel warlords, or primal forces of nature. That's a full campaign right there


Oh no PO, if we're doing this in modern canon, we're going balls deep and we're doing this against any shetagonist Disney owns, don't be scurred.

Pulling the moon out of the sky to punch Bambi in the face isn't out of the realm of possibility, and we may have to if we're going to put the Disney gals in their place, unless you want to go the Purple Man route and work with using Belle's Stockholm Syndrome to infect the rest of them.

It's going to be ugly, but I'm willing to go there if Jasmine has Genie in her stable.
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