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TopicSign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka
11/27/18 6:55:04 PM
#171:


LOL Binro got an event where some bitch with 16 PC came at him and he can either duel her, surrender his Splint Mail Armor, or lose his leg. Not a hard choice. And then my commander, an Attractive woman named Rognhildr the Fearless, pushed me aside and killed her instead.

I smashed a rock that was in the way and became Brawny.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRICKY ;_;
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1570221947

I chased down the woman who killed him and then imprisoned her. I will execute her later.

Wait, false alarm! My servants tended to Tricky! Hes okay! Hes still alive! Oh thank Odin. Maybe Ill let the woman live after all.

Ive also been raising my son Denji in all this chaos. He is charitable and Gregarious. He likes talking to all the guests at the banquet.

Ive basically won Traitor War #2384723 when some Catholics rose up and they outnumber me. *sigh* Well, I can get enough money to hire mercs, and I also outrun them with my organizers sooo

I did the warrior training thing and became Fearsome

Well, uhh I have the Catholics trapped on the island of Oland and now were just staring each other down. Im gonna try baiting them by splitting my army in half. During the battle, Binro saw a boy in his army who reminded him of his son, Denji.

OKAY. OKAY. EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. I finished all my wars, revoked a bunch of titles, gave them to new vassals, and now Im ready to raid. I NEED MONEY. Once I get money, I can become Emperor.

I keep having kids, so Im just naming them some of the other names people have suggested so they can pollute up the name pool.

Tricky died for real this time, but at least it was a natural death. RIP, old friend. Binro gave him a proper funeral. In honor of my doggo, I was going to execute the woman who wounded him, but it turns out she died in my dungeon two years ago.

Some whore in my realm wants me to go to war with Carpathia. Are you fucking insane? Carpathia is fucking huge! And thats not even including the fact theyre in a revolt.

Some Catholic Harelip adventurer offered to buy my land. Fuck off.

I murdered a member of my family because everyone wanted to make him king and I didnt want to deal with another traitor war. Immediately afterward some other member of my family had me excommunicated. So I plotted to murder him.

I caught Denji getting his first kiss! I kinda want him to become Lustful for the sake of acting in-character, but the odds are pretty low (in fact, he became Chaste. Umm. Well, if I get any better kids, THEY might become True Denji)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1570221961
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