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Kanzaris punched a kid in the face. Maybe he made a friend out of it like I did lol. On the contrary he actually made a rival who happens to be the brother of Tombolos soon-to-be-wife Sara.

Tombolo wants to be a Chancellor! Hes the best man for the job, so he gets it.

I handed off Kanzaris to an Intrigue character so just in case I play as him, I can role play, but uhh.. hes not so good at Intrigue. >_> Well, hopefully hes not actually the Kanzaris Ill play as. Speaking of which Sara came of age, so Tom might have his child soon. In the mean time, I married off Kanzaris to a young Attractive girl who is also known as the Heavenly, so it must just be a title girls can get for being Attractive.

One of my vassals who is a Finnish Suomenusko has been stirring up heresies in one of my provinces, which then caused rebels to pop up. I was at war with Finland at the time for the last piece of land they had in Sweden. And at the same time, someone pressed her claim on Kola, the land I gave to my friend Holmger. Alright, Holmger, lets defend your land together!

Karl Knuckle-Slammer, professional badass, just murdered an enemy commander. (The original picture didnt upload/was deleted, so I went and looked for him again after he was dead.)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566115494

Meanwhile, the previous Queen of Sweden who I conquered, Glod the Monster, turned out to be the one responsible for all the conquering that was being done in my name. While I appreciated her work, she was also gaining too much power within the kingdom, usurping my vassals titles. I had to put her down for her own good. She died drinking on poisoned wine and her land was split between three of her kids and some other distant relative.

In the midst of these rebel wars, my Martial education improved from Skilled Tactician to Brilliant Strategist. This is one of the few educations that can evolve this way, and Im super hyped every time it happens! Good job, Ormr!

After cleaning up those maps and rebels, I returned home to find I had a grandson. Tombolo and Sara got it on and the result is the real Kanzaris.

Ormr noticed that his food has been tasting a little funny lately. He asked his friend Holmger to help him find out if hed been poisoned. Holmger needed a paltry 1.7 ducats to figure it out and the flavor text says something about yes! Take all my money! lol. Turned out the damn cook was using rancid meat in the stew and was trying to cover the taste with spices some poisonous if not used in moderation.

Uh oh, I know this event. This is the event where someone assassinates you by putting manure under the inn door and it explodes. Prepare to RIP, me. Wonder who wanted to have me killed? I did get an event about it earlier, but I wasnt concerned since I thought I was safe. Oh well.

I DID take a picture of the both after they died, but I either failed to upload them or I deleted them on accident. So instead, heres Tombolo when hes 42 years old. Keep in mind I started playing as him when he was 22.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566115323

And his wife Sara (also taken 20 in-game years later):
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566115426

And for good measure, heres brother Kanzaris being played by the AI (20 years later):
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1566115438
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