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I took a few screenshots, but either I deleted them on accident or failed to upload them. I figured it out about halfway through Tombolos run, but poor Ormr has no more pics. :(

This one is for @handsomeboy2012
KING ORMR THE LION
b. June 18th, 793
r. October 25th, 805 August 18th, 837

When Ormrs grandmother Erika died, he was only 12 years old, thus he needed a regent, the amazing Strong Elusive Shadow woman who had been my spymaster for ages, and who I had made into the Chieftess of Frde a while ago. Interestingly, she has six kids now, but for whatever reason, she chose to become Celibate. Makes me wonder what happened. While she was a chieftess, she at some point took the Business focus because she has all sorts of modifiers related to that chain including the garden construction. She has a magnificent hedge maze, a pavilion, and a fountain. I was disappointed to find that none of her children inherited her Strong trait, sadly, which was the whole reason I married her off in the first place. Augh.

Some punk-ass kid named Holmger (who happens to be a fucking GIANT) grabbed my book while I was reading it under a tree, then called me names and asked me what I was going to do about it. So I punched him in the face. Holmger got chucked into the mud and then when he got up, asked can you teach me to punch like that? And then Ormr and Holmger became best friends. :)

Why show off, when everything I have, I have been given. Ormr became Humble. Such wisdom from a 13 year old.

Ormr was in the library one day trying to avoid bullies from sticking another frog down his shirt. A girl named Halla approached him and asked what he was reading. She then offered to let me borrow her sword. We became good friends that day. On closer examination, shes none other than the sister of my other good friend, Holmger.

While I wait for Ormr to grow up, I go raiding. Since I cant cheese stacks of 2500 men anymore, I need a new pro strat for dealing with bigger enemies and I think mercs are my only option. Im gonna start hoarding a fuck ton of money to hire mercs against Sweden and/or Denmark (Sweden first. Denmark later). Of course, this money is acquired by raiding the British Isles, France, hell, Ill even go out to Spain since it looks wealthy.

Ormr is about to pull a Bran Stark. Hes climbing the castle tower! At the top, he found his guardian, my Mashal Rognvaldr. He was not too happy about my adventure, thus I became Deceitful. Im kinda sad he didnt give me Brave, since thats one result of the tower climb. Well, plenty more chances to become Brave.

Mm Mm, Ormr loves his sweets! Hes Gluttonous.

I lowered and reraised my troops to go raiding again and then another peasant revolt happened! And as I was marching my troops to deal with that, I grew up!

My friend Holmger became a Brilliant Strategist. Well be great war buddies, I just know it. I swear the next time I have land to give away, Ill give a parcel to him and his sister.

I decided to take some of the land in northern Finland. On my way there, I was given a choice of a battle trait to take. Open Plains, Rough Terrain, Mountain Expert, or Winter Soldier. Theyre all decent for some areas Ill be conquering, but I rarely ever take Winter Soldier, so I took that one just to be different. A bit later, I had a choice of Center Leader, Flanker, Battlefield Terrain Master, and Trickter. Imo, Trickster is never good, Battlefield Terrain Master is only good if your other trait is Organizer, and Center Leader and Flanker are good depending on which spot you want. Since Ormr is humble, he doesnt strike me as a Center Leader. I picked Flanker.

Ormr married Sigrid of House Vanso, and then became a Berserker while killing Finns. Hes a lover AND a fighter!
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