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Topic	Sign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Eerieka 11/15/18 2:42:10 PM #91:	The King of Denmark is on his last legs err, leg. Hes one legged, and its infected. Still, Im gonna plot to kill him since he has 5 kids who are set to split up his kingdom when he croaks. A lot of people hate this guy including his own Spymaster (NEVER a good sign!) I was able to hire the spymaster to rig up a manure explosion at the inn the King was staying at and KABOOM! Nobody ever found out who was responsible. Now Denmark is smaller and in less-capable hands. Sweden is its own country now, too. I dont know what is sweeping Scandinavia right now, but we actually have a lot of homosexuals/bisexuals. The new King of Denmark and Queen of Sweden are both homosexual. Strange. Its not normal to see that trait in a regular game, so I wonder if it was bumped up. Paradox trying to virtue signal? Welp, and then that new young King of Denmark, Dag, died, but his murderer is known it's his brother Thorolfl's pregnant wife! The new queen! Oh the drama! Oh the intrigue! She wants the throne to go to her unborn baby, Im sure of it. Damn it! When will the Viking age start? I need to go raiding! My son, Gunnar, had a son with his wife, the Countess of Narke. His name is Ormr right now, named after Gunnars dad, my husband Ormr. But I think Erika will die within the next 10 years and then Ill be able to rename him I think. The renaming thing is new. I dont know if the game will consider him to be in Gunnars court or Elins court. Oh! I havent seen this new trait Uncouth. It looks like a frog apparently its because I came back from hunting with mud and shit all over me lol. Oh man, Inga. Not only is she an amazing physician, she found a member of the Fellowship of Hel! I usually dont believe my characters when they tell me so-and-so is following the devil, but this guy looks legit. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1564706381 Lets list some of his more pertinent traits, shall we? One-legged, Possessed, Arbitrary, Cynical, Paranoid, Deceitful, Greedy, Cruel, Hedonist, Cannibal, Poet (the surest sign of the devil! Poetry!) He has 8 children of which the younger 7 died without a trace which is the games way of saying they were sacrificed to give their father more health. Hes also gone through 4 wives, including two who died under suspicious circumstances. There is no salvation for this man, and I cannot condone him being a vassal. He burns. I went to war with Ostrogothia and while I was conquering a castle, I found a relic! Its the Hand of a Great Hero. Wow! It grants me some personal combat skill and monthly prestige. I wonder whose hand it is? Oh no! Gunnar died of Consumption. Which means Ormr now will be handsomeboy2012s character. All is well then, and I dont have to change the kids name lol. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1564706402 Jeez, the stuff happening in Denmark and Sweden would make for an epic story on its own. The Queen of Sweden, Katerina, went to war against her own brother, King Thorolfr. In the battle, she went into a chaotic fury and slew him! So now Denmark is ruled by Queen Gyda, Thorolfs daughter. I guess his wife got her wish in the end her child is now on the throne, thanks to Mama's scheming. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise <cite>Eerieka posted [p:912458221] in Sign up to... [t:77174494]...</cite> <quote>The King of Denmark is on his last legs err, leg. Hes one legged, and its infected. Still, Im gonna plot to kill him since he has 5 kids who are set to split up his kingdom when he croaks. A lot of people hate this guy including his own Spymaster (NEVER a good sign!) I was able to hire the spymaster to rig up a manure explosion at the inn the King was staying at and KABOOM! Nobody ever found out who was responsible. Now Denmark is smaller and in less-capable hands. Sweden is its own country now, too. I dont know what is sweeping Scandinavia right now, but we actually have a lot of homosexuals/bisexuals. The new King of Denmark and Queen of Sweden are both homosexual. Strange. Its not normal to see that trait in a regular game, so I wonder if it was bumped up. Paradox trying to virtue signal? Welp, and then that new young King of Denmark, Dag, died, but his murderer is known it's his brother Thorolfl's pregnant wife! The new queen! Oh the drama! Oh the intrigue! She wants the throne to go to her unborn baby, Im sure of it. Damn it! When will the Viking age start? I need to go raiding! My son, Gunnar, had a son with his wife, the Countess of Narke. His name is Ormr right now, named after Gunnars dad, my husband Ormr. But I think Erika will die within the next 10 years and then Ill be able to rename him I think. The renaming thing is new. I dont know if the game will consider him to be in Gunnars court or Elins court. Oh! I havent seen this new trait Uncouth. It looks like a frog apparently its because I came back from hunting with mud and shit all over me lol. Oh man, Inga. Not only is she an amazing physician, she found a member of the Fellowship of Hel! I usually dont believe my characters when they tell me so-and-so is following the devil, but this guy looks legit. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1564706381 Lets list some of his more pertinent traits, shall we? One-legged, Possessed, Arbitrary, Cynical, Paranoid, Deceitful, Greedy, Cruel, Hedonist, Cannibal, Poet (the surest sign of the devil! Poetry!) He has 8 children of which the younger 7 died without a trace which is the games way of saying they were sacrificed to give their father more health. Hes also gone through 4 wives, including two who died under suspicious circumstances. There is no salvation for this man, and I cannot condone him being a vassal. He burns. I went to war with Ostrogothia and while I was conquering a castle, I found a relic! Its the Hand of a Great Hero. Wow! It grants me some personal combat skill and monthly prestige. I wonder whose hand it is? Oh no! Gunnar died of Consumption. Which means Ormr now will be handsomeboy2012s character. All is well then, and I dont have to change the kids name lol. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1564706402 Jeez, the stuff happening in Denmark and Sweden would make for an epic story on its own. The Queen of Sweden, Katerina, went to war against her own brother, King Thorolfr. In the battle, she went into a chaotic fury and slew him! So now Denmark is ruled by Queen Gyda, Thorolfs daughter. I guess his wife got her wish in the end her child is now on the throne, thanks to Mama's scheming. --- Account created-9/10/04. Just a normal GameFAQs user/leprechaun Ramza: rofl. Rofel: You say my name? -Eise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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