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Gunnar got into a fight with another kid today. This time I agreed with him, saying that other kids are just selfish. I dont really care if he has Envious or Kind. His Diplomacy is already tanked with his Stutter and being Ugly.

Wow! I spawned a woman just to marry off a guy who had done some good work for me, and SHE IS AWESOME. I almost wish I were playing a dude so I could marry her lol. Shes got 23 Intirgue, Strong, Lustful, and Diligent! She wanted to be the next Spymaster and with that Intrigue score, she gets it!

Oof, just as I was about to get enough money to purchase my duchy, Inga my Gydja/Court Physician asked for some money to buy better medical equipment. I could say no, but I want to encourage her, so I paid for it. Not a big loss, I just hate when it happens RIGHT as Im about to spend money lol. My money was well-used, as she increased her skills by 2.

And then Inga was kidnapped by bandits! But Im such a badass that I rescued her. I threw the kidnappers in the darkest dungeon which pleased Inga and made me Cruel. Its fine, I have to be a little vicious.

My Steward praised my name and raised some warriors just as I reached the right amount of money to make a duchy. Good timing, steward! I created the duchy of Nidaros, since I moved my capital, and decided to conquer some more land. For some reason, in the Nordic cultures, being a duke-level still gets you the title Queen so fuck it, Im Queen Erika now! Anyway, I went to war with some small counties nearby which quickly fell before my 25 Martial stat.

Gunnar punched a kid in the face! The kid shows spirit! And then he told a courtier that she was fat! Well she is

Aww, all the kids at my court (including Gunnar) just love ol Faithful, my dog. I didnt realize how many children were in the court thanks to me spawning a bunch of people at the start and marrying them off lol.

Now that I have a duchy, I can safely make count-level vassals. Remember that amazing Strong Spymaster I have? I gave her the County of Frde in recognition of her amazing stats.

I spend a few years just chilling. Raising my son, going on hunts. My penchant for cruelty has caught up with me and Im now known as Queen Erika the Cruel. Also, I became old a little bit later and lost my Berserker status.

Gunnar is reaching puberty and it turns out hes homosexual. Well, in this game, that can actually imply bisexuality as well, so its hard to tell for certain.

Sjaellad got enough land/money to officially rank up to Kingdom of Denmark and theyre taking a lot of land that used to belong to Sigurdr Ring, including the land my sons betrothed rules. My troop count isnt much lower than the King of Denmarks, so he may come my way soon. I have a few more small provinces I can take to bolster my strength first.

While at war with Bergenhus and Osterdalen, my hunting dog Faithful breathed his last. RIP, old friend.

Gunnar grew up and became a Brilliant Strategist! He had Aggressive Leader from the get-go. Thats my son!

I have roughly the same number of troops as Denmark, but hes also at war with two other people. I think this is the time to strike! I must take back the Norwegian lands they captured ages ago. Also my Steward praised my name again so I have 600 men looking to have a war.

Oh God! That was awful! Denmark raised all his vassal levies and had enough men to stomp me into the ground. Whoops. Oh well.

Inga published a book on medicine. It didnt get a whole lot of attention, but her skill improved again. Man, at this rate, I might never die just because my physician is so good.
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