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Asuka starts the show, coming out with the Undisputed and the Smackdown Women's Title across both her shoulders. She grabs the mic, but before she can say anything, Roman Reigns's music hits, and he starts to complain about how he never said he quit vs Samoa Joe, etc etc, and how he wants a title shot tonight, never addressing Asuka directly. He continues to ramble a bit, as Asuka cuts him off, yelling "bring it, big dog!" and lays the championship down flat in the middle of the ring. Raw GM MVP interrupts before this can escalate, saying he thinks Roman did quit, and he's not allowing a title shot to take place tonight. Asuka will need to defend both her titles tonight, neither against Roman-- he's going to give Asuka some tune ups title defenses to prepare for needing to defend both each week. However, Roman may have a shot at a shot, as he is free to enter this year's King of the Ring... if he can win his qualifying match in our main event... against-- a debuting BOBBY LASHLEY slides under the ropes, blindsides Roman, obliterating him with a spear-- MVP finishes... this man, Bobby Lashley. (81)

Asuka faces her first title defense of the night, as we open with a Universal Title match. Her opponent is the most deadly of foes, Robbie E. Robbie is never really in the match-- despite his size advantage Asuka constantly leverages him into submission holds and counters, and eventually taps him with the Asuka Lock to retain (66)

A qualifying match for this year's King of the Ring is about to begin. Bobby Roode's entrance hits-- he's attacked from behind by a debuting Drew McIntyre. He's brutally assaulted before the match (78) Roode waves off the ref asking if he can compete. Drew carries this momentum to a decisive win to qualify for the King of the Ring (60) Drew cuts a promo about how he hates these "WWE Superstars" with their shiny entrances, glitz, all style, no substance. He's going to beat them all down and take command of the WWE by force (63)

Zack Ryder is backstage. Curt Hawkins comes up to him... says that while Braun Strowman may have left to Smackdown, he doesn't want to leave the tag team title hunt just yet. Zack Ryder, looks him in the eye, completing Hawkins's thought, and says "reunite the greatest team of all time?" They both shout "yeah, GO EDGE HEADS!!" and walk off discussing whether that team name actually makes sense. (57)

The Hardyz vs Benjamin and Gable. Jeff Hardy's enthusiasm has now completely expired, and despite Matt Hardy's cheering him on with much WONDERFUL! and DELIGHTFUL! Jeff can't get into this and Gable + Benjamin pull an upset win. (75) Matt helps Brother Nero to the back, shouting that Brother Nero's CONDEESHON has become TERMINAL. They must head to the LAKE OF REINCARNATION immediately. (84)

The newly reunited Edge Heads are in the ring. They explain that while they have not decided on a better name yet, they want a win, TONIGHT. They call out anyone. The Miztourage answer the call, saying they ALSO want a win, TONIGHT. (51) The Edge Heads seemingly capture their previous chemistry beat The Miztourage soundly (53)

After the break, we have a sight of Gable & Benjamin, The Edgeheads, The Miztourage, all at MVP's office, shouting about how there are no longer any tag titles to fight for on this show so what's the damn point! MVP tries to get them to calm down, they won't. Mark Henry instructs the Authors of Pain, who have been watching the whole time, to induct some new members into the hall of pain. Akam and Rezar lay waste to the Miztourage and the Edgeheads. Gable & Benjamin get the hell out of there (67)

The New Day d. Noam Dar, Jack Gallagher, and Ariya Daivari (53)
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