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Day 16: Soldier bromance; even more puzzle guidance; exploding news.
Time spent: 45 mins.

Something I forgot to mention the other day was the fact that I had just realized that there was a recurring thing throughout the game: A mouse. Firstly, a plain cheese in the Toriel area; secondly, a frozen spaghetti; then a crystalized cheese and lastly a microwaved one. Who knows what kind of thing will keep the cheese safe next. "Where are all these tables coming from, anyway?" is a question that not only Undyne has, but also me.

I progressed and Alphys kept updating her status. Then I met the pair of guards that I, like, met way back in the entrance of Hotland. I noticed they referred to me as "they", so Toby Fox was really rooting for the "gender-neutral" thing. "Time to spare this pair as well!..." I entered battle and tried all of the possibilities, starting with whispering to them. It didn't work for 01, but it worked for 02. The armor-cleaning also didn't work with 01 but only with 02. They were pretty strong, so I had to eat a hot cat in the process. I managed to avoid their attacks pretty consistently when they fired the vertical ones, but the others were pretty brutal. Well, long story short, I managed to whisper back and forth with them, while also being able to get 02 to remove his armor out of hotness (I think?); then 01 had, like, something really important to say. He practically declared his love for 02, but it was kind of awkward (for everyone) still. I kept avoiding their attacks, noticing they weren't really aimed at me anymore. They finally went for ice-cream and I was left alone. I earned 100 gold.

Okay, so I proceeded and went into another dark room. "Oh boy, not again...". And there I was, being a participant of another one of the crazy robot's shows. I actually stopped and checked for every headline (footline...?) until it showed no more (Woshua caused a crime to not be resolved but it left the crime scene smelling great... lol). I inspected every tem twice (a glass, a book, a videogame, a present, a doggie and a basketball, respectively). I was trapped as well. I ultimately decided to go for the present, but I quickly found out every object was a bomb... including the doggie. Then I proceeded to go and defuse every bomb, but I just defused some of them purposefully to see what happened if the bomb actually exploded... But Alphys saved me. "Well, that was a Little disappointing and anticlimactic, but I shouldn't have expected better...".

Anyway, I continued, and I got into a puzzle with arrows, which was kind of fun. I solved the puzzles, shooting at the targets both north and south, and having fun with the arrows. I stumbled upon a Tsunderplane and a lava enemy, earning 100 gold while restoring my life... Only to realize I was pretty close to the sabe point. I passed the door and saved afterwards. I went "L3" and finally got near the core. "Asgore... Who would that be, and how good or bad could he be?..." I hope my human soul is enough (I'm sure it'll be, but I'm just being a little over-dramatic)...

I stumbled upon a spider yard sale. It didn't look so hot, and I couldn't afford anything, but it was nice at least.

Total play time: 654:11
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