LogFAQs > #910600795

If you need it today, Link is right, most towns have one (or there is one in a town within an hour from you basically).

In addition many smoke shops and rock shops etc (rock as in the music) also sell sex toys. Just do a search for "where can i buy sex toys near *your locaiton here*" and you should be set.

Or tell me the general area you live in and I'll find a few places for you.
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