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Day 15: Social-networking; "wanna buy a 'dog?"; keep the puzzles comin'.
Time spent: Uh... 40 mins. I think?

*Ring...* "You see that structure over there? That's the Core. It transforms geothermical energy into magical electricity by... Not important. You can go from there to Asgore's castle in an elevator, and from there you can go home." Wait... What do you mean by "not important"? Do they use, like, human souls or something? I hope I'm wrong...

Anyway, I kept walking, calling Papyrus and Undyne on every screen, and I reached an elevator. I went "L1" and reached the part with the lab, no guards this time; I called my pals and they were commenting about anime -- Undyne likes it, Papyrus does not... even though he hasn't actually seen it. Anyway, I went "R2" after that. I encountered a monster called "Flamesman Heatman"... I think (darn it! He told me to remember his name, but I couldn't...). Okay, so there's Sans in one of his many work stations (somehow with snow on it) selling hot-dogs. I bought a 'dog, then I bought another one: a "hot-cat". I couldn't buy anymore, so he put it over me instead. "You're carrying too much. I'll put it on you instead. It's on the house... Well, not really, it's on you" lol. I walked around with a sausage on my head (have I mentioned how cute I find Frisk's front sprite to be? She looks too yellow, but other than that it's really pretty. Add a cute sausage on her head and she looks even cuter). Okay, so I made him put a lot of hot-dogs over me. Like, a lot. Thirty, to be exact. I tried to see if it could have a limit of some sort, and it did. I walked around with a huge pile of 'dogs on my head and threw away many of them. Then I repeated the process to see what Sans had to say again. Then I went on my way.

Alphys posted a picture of her "girlfriend": a cat figurine next to a bowl of instant noodles. I called Papyrus, but he wasn't Papyrus anymore; he was "SirSkeleton95" or something, and he had cool glasses on. Then he uploaded a photo of him on the social media, "flexing" im front of a mirror ("Ohhh... Now I understand why did Papyrus have a computer in which he followed some other monsters."). Well, I encountered a flaming enemy tied up in a rope, where I tried to cool him down, but nothing happened beyond its attack dropping; so I tried turning on the thermostat. It all got a little hotter and blurried. Long story short, I repeated the process like ten times until I died, but before I died, I tried to use a healing item to keep it going. The music stopped and I got a bunch of unreadable text that went on for like one whole minute. Maybe it was the heat, or maybe it was that I ate noodles on that moment, so I was tempted to kill myself and eat them in-battle, but I did not. After dying, I went back and tried to cool the guy down until something else happened, but it didn't. Eh, I spared him and went on my way (although his "rope" attacks were practically undodgeable!).

I saw that Napstablook sent me a friend request, which I of course accepted but "it appeared to have already rejected itself" (poor ghost...). I ate the noodles to make space for the stained apron, but the noodles were an instant healing item. I put it on, returned, and went left. Undyne said some disgusting things about pukes on the phone. I had to press 3 switches, one second at a time, but I purposefully walked faster to see what happened, although everything turned out to be the same. I continued, and Alphys decided not to help me anymore with the puzzles, telling me she had to go to the bathroom and that she would be "MIA" or something like that. "Well, I don't know what 'MIA' means, but that was def 'TMI'." [...]
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