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PrinceKaro 08/06/18 3:04:22 PM #25:	29. Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw Karo: 18 Genny: 18 Red: 22 Stifled: 24 Charon: 27 Inviso: 30 Snake: 30 Johnbobb: 30 Scarlet: 30 JONA: 30 Total Score: 258 Karo: The Pound Puppies are a bunch of dogs who wear clothes and walk on their hind legs in an anthropomorphic manner, yet all the humans seem to be oblivious to this and treat them just like regular dogs. So yeah, you have this doggie girl who stands upright in her cute little cheerleading outfit and has human expressions and emotions, and the people make her sleep in a fucking doghouse. Not to mention the other character that is forced to go through childbirth at the pound. Jesus, people at least had some sort of basic human respect for the Chipmunks and Brian Griffin. So anyway the villain of the movie wants to steal the magic bone that makes the dogs able to speak with humans and use it for world domination, though exactly how one would conquer the world by being Dr. Doolittle is never explained. Indeed, most of the villain's schemes revolve around a dastardly device that makes good characters bad, something way more useful for world conquest than the Mystic Bone of +1 Puppy Speaking. There's a smattering of musical numbers where they took classic 1950's songs and redid them with new canine-themed lyrics, and they are as horrifying as they are awesome. Is it bad movie? Holy fuck yes. But it is cute and silly and memorable for all the wrong reasons, and hilarious in ways I'm sure the producers never intended. Genny: I promised charon I would move this movie at least four spots up my list for one single line that made me laugh out loud and I'm a woman of my word. I was literally brought to tears by a certain exchange involving "hiding the bone" and that made this movie better than anything below it. It still was mediocre at best. The soundtrack was a lot more tolerable than other films from the same time period, but ye gosh the dialogue and characters. I feel bad for Big Paw for getting shat on and called ugly twice! With protagonists like these who needs McNasties!? Seriously this is worse than when Shady's pony "friends" blamed her for all the bad things that happened in My Little Pony: The Movie (1986). Personally I blame the writers. Red: People really shouldn't let clearly evil villains adopt puppies, it makes no sense. Also if you don't cringe everytime they say "Purries" there may be something wrong with you. Cats cant be cats or kittens because that simply wont sell enough toys. Also most of these puppies clearly have to be dogs by now, especially since there are actual puppies that are part of the plot. The plot which is very generic and randomly brings in Big Paw who just randomly shows up pretty late and never seems all that important despite having his name in the title. Also I probably say this a lot in these writeups and I'll say it here, the random generic human children in all the 80s movies are always the worst. Stifled: I loved this movie when I was a kid. Sadly, it didnt age that well. While I still like the music, particularly ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND, the movie itself is kinda bad. The only scene I found myself enjoying that wasnt musical was the heist scene where the idiot lackeys were stealing the Bone of Scone. Otherwise, the movie was derivative and followed the same formula as most of the movies I placed at the bottom of the list. It didnt even retain the whole voice cast from the original cartoon. The new voice actor playing Cooler sounds like a total fucking dork, which is not cool at all. The original guy sounded kinda like Tony Danza! Traviss Opinion: Travis also liked the music and asked me to dance with him! And uhhhthats it. --- https://imgur.com/ptVv7Hu all going according to the plan of BKSheikah* this time...* <cite>PrinceKaro posted [p:906374180] in Gauntlet C... [t:76875835]...</cite> <quote>29. Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw Karo: 18 Genny: 18 Red: 22 Stifled: 24 Charon: 27 Inviso: 30 Snake: 30 Johnbobb: 30 Scarlet: 30 JONA: 30 Total Score: 258 Karo: The Pound Puppies are a bunch of dogs who wear clothes and walk on their hind legs in an anthropomorphic manner, yet all the humans seem to be oblivious to this and treat them just like regular dogs. So yeah, you have this doggie girl who stands upright in her cute little cheerleading outfit and has human expressions and emotions, and the people make her sleep in a fucking doghouse. Not to mention the other character that is forced to go through childbirth at the pound. Jesus, people at least had some sort of basic human respect for the Chipmunks and Brian Griffin. So anyway the villain of the movie wants to steal the magic bone that makes the dogs able to speak with humans and use it for world domination, though exactly how one would conquer the world by being Dr. Doolittle is never explained. Indeed, most of the villain's schemes revolve around a dastardly device that makes good characters bad, something way more useful for world conquest than the Mystic Bone of +1 Puppy Speaking. There's a smattering of musical numbers where they took classic 1950's songs and redid them with new canine-themed lyrics, and they are as horrifying as they are awesome. Is it bad movie? Holy fuck yes. But it is cute and silly and memorable for all the wrong reasons, and hilarious in ways I'm sure the producers never intended. Genny: I promised charon I would move this movie at least four spots up my list for one single line that made me laugh out loud and I'm a woman of my word. I was literally brought to tears by a certain exchange involving "hiding the bone" and that made this movie better than anything below it. It still was mediocre at best. The soundtrack was a lot more tolerable than other films from the same time period, but ye gosh the dialogue and characters. I feel bad for Big Paw for getting shat on and called ugly twice! With protagonists like these who needs McNasties!? Seriously this is worse than when Shady's pony "friends" blamed her for all the bad things that happened in My Little Pony: The Movie (1986). Personally I blame the writers. Red: People really shouldn't let clearly evil villains adopt puppies, it makes no sense. Also if you don't cringe everytime they say "Purries" there may be something wrong with you. Cats cant be cats or kittens because that simply wont sell enough toys. Also most of these puppies clearly have to be dogs by now, especially since there are actual puppies that are part of the plot. The plot which is very generic and randomly brings in Big Paw who just randomly shows up pretty late and never seems all that important despite having his name in the title. Also I probably say this a lot in these writeups and I'll say it here, the random generic human children in all the 80s movies are always the worst. Stifled: I loved this movie when I was a kid. Sadly, it didnt age that well. While I still like the music, particularly ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND, the movie itself is kinda bad. The only scene I found myself enjoying that wasnt musical was the heist scene where the idiot lackeys were stealing the Bone of Scone. Otherwise, the movie was derivative and followed the same formula as most of the movies I placed at the bottom of the list. It didnt even retain the whole voice cast from the original cartoon. The new voice actor playing Cooler sounds like a total fucking dork, which is not cool at all. The original guy sounded kinda like Tony Danza! Traviss Opinion: Travis also liked the music and asked me to dance with him! And uhhhthats it. --- https://imgur.com/ptVv7Hu all going according to the plan of BKSheikah this time...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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