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Topic	Gauntlet Crew Ranks Animated TV Show Movies
PrinceKaro 08/06/18 1:01:50 PM #7:	Red: Incredibly bad voice acting and screechy, irritating songs are honestly just the start of how bad this movie is. I mean, I got a kick out of the fact that the ponies are pretty much vain jerks, but I think they were going for something entirely different in the movie. A lot of the movies on this list are just there to sell toys, but this one takes the cake for the most blatantly painful attempt at merchandising. You get this big old scene where the ponies had their home destroyed and they are offered all sorts fancy new homes and they turn them all down because they don't feel like home. So I mean, they just miss their old home, right? WRONG. What they really need is a new home that looks suspiciously like a new playset. Its hilarious for all the wrong reasons. Johnbobb: Take voices more grating than the Chipmunks and visuals more pukey-bright than the Care Bears. Add redneck witches(?) and terrible songs and uncomfortable pony facial animation and a plot that seems too dumb for a 2-year-old to enjoy. Stifled: I had a really hard time choosing the loser of this list because my bottom five were absolute torture to watch. But little things had to separate the semi-losers from the big loser. In this case, a few brief moments of comic relief propelled Ponies 86 above the bottom of the barrel. Let me be clear, this is a horrible movie. But there was a line in one of the songs by the Redneck Witches that really tickled me. You never use the guillotine I bought you! Likeits so silly, but I needed it. Because good lord the ponies are annoying chirpy husks of characters. They are so boring and so are the humans. This was a fucking toy line for a reason. The kids use their imaginations to assign personalities to the horses. Instead, a bad writing team assigned personalities to the horses and they FAILED. I guess the only other good takeaway is 1986 was a peaceful time where people did not want to have sex with the ponies. Or if they did, they kept it to themselves. Good times. Traviss Opinion: He did not touch this movie with a ten foot pole. Smart boy. In fact, he tried to steal the remote and turn it off after the first 20 minutes. And believe me, I considered obliging him! Scarlet: You have to wonder why Karo thought a list of sugary so-called cuteness designed to mask the neverending greed of big business and its disturbing manipulation of the weakest and most impressionable of society was worthy of the time of Gauntlet Crew. Especially when you find yourself privy to an all-star voice cast spouting the most ear-rendingly annoying shrill drivel in the history of the known universe. How this franchise hasnt been put out to pasture after all of these years is beyond me. It deserves a trip to the Hollywood glue factory after this garbage monstrosity poorly disguised as what one would, if they were extremely charitable or blind, call a movie. Rating: 7/100 JONA: My Little pony, my Little pony Ah, ah, ah ah, My Little Pony I used to wonder how bad films could be My Little Pony Until Karo forced this film upon me No adventures Lack of fun My damn ranking streak, faithful and strong Watching bad films, no easy feat This project makes it all complete My Little Pony Do you know you're all my very best friends Snake: Rushed production is clearly evident here. Clumsy scene transitions abound. The so-called story is weak and its pretty obvious this movie was only made for a quick buck. The characters are just not good at all. --- https://imgur.com/ptVv7Hu all going according to the plan of BKSheikah* this time...* <cite>PrinceKaro posted [p:906367384] in Gauntlet C... [t:76875835]...</cite> <quote>Red: Incredibly bad voice acting and screechy, irritating songs are honestly just the start of how bad this movie is. I mean, I got a kick out of the fact that the ponies are pretty much vain jerks, but I think they were going for something entirely different in the movie. A lot of the movies on this list are just there to sell toys, but this one takes the cake for the most blatantly painful attempt at merchandising. You get this big old scene where the ponies had their home destroyed and they are offered all sorts fancy new homes and they turn them all down because they don't feel like home. So I mean, they just miss their old home, right? WRONG. What they really need is a new home that looks suspiciously like a new playset. Its hilarious for all the wrong reasons. Johnbobb: Take voices more grating than the Chipmunks and visuals more pukey-bright than the Care Bears. Add redneck witches(?) and terrible songs and uncomfortable pony facial animation and a plot that seems too dumb for a 2-year-old to enjoy. Stifled: I had a really hard time choosing the loser of this list because my bottom five were absolute torture to watch. But little things had to separate the semi-losers from the big loser. In this case, a few brief moments of comic relief propelled Ponies 86 above the bottom of the barrel. Let me be clear, this is a horrible movie. But there was a line in one of the songs by the Redneck Witches that really tickled me. You never use the guillotine I bought you! Likeits so silly, but I needed it. Because good lord the ponies are annoying chirpy husks of characters. They are so boring and so are the humans. This was a fucking toy line for a reason. The kids use their imaginations to assign personalities to the horses. Instead, a bad writing team assigned personalities to the horses and they FAILED. I guess the only other good takeaway is 1986 was a peaceful time where people did not want to have sex with the ponies. Or if they did, they kept it to themselves. Good times. Traviss Opinion: He did not touch this movie with a ten foot pole. Smart boy. In fact, he tried to steal the remote and turn it off after the first 20 minutes. And believe me, I considered obliging him! Scarlet: You have to wonder why Karo thought a list of sugary so-called cuteness designed to mask the neverending greed of big business and its disturbing manipulation of the weakest and most impressionable of society was worthy of the time of Gauntlet Crew. Especially when you find yourself privy to an all-star voice cast spouting the most ear-rendingly annoying shrill drivel in the history of the known universe. How this franchise hasnt been put out to pasture after all of these years is beyond me. It deserves a trip to the Hollywood glue factory after this garbage monstrosity poorly disguised as what one would, if they were extremely charitable or blind, call a movie. Rating: 7/100 JONA: My Little pony, my Little pony Ah, ah, ah ah, My Little Pony I used to wonder how bad films could be My Little Pony Until Karo forced this film upon me No adventures Lack of fun My damn ranking streak, faithful and strong Watching bad films, no easy feat This project makes it all complete My Little Pony Do you know you're all my very best friends Snake: Rushed production is clearly evident here. Clumsy scene transitions abound. The so-called story is weak and its pretty obvious this movie was only made for a quick buck. The characters are just not good at all. --- https://imgur.com/ptVv7Hu all going according to the plan of BKSheikah this time...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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