LogFAQs > #905880772

1.) Turn off alarm
2.) Flip light switch to dim to let eyes adjust (dimmers are underrated; no bright blast of florescence right out of bed)
3.) Press button to warm up Nespresso machine
4.) Take epilepsy med and chug big glass of water with it
5.) Grab mug from cupboard and place it on Nespresso Drip Tray
6.) Grab espresso pod, insert in slot, start machine
7.) Get nekked, turn shower on. Sometimes pee here, sometimes not. Just depends.
8.) Slam espresso
9.) Rinse coffee mug, place in sink if dishwasher is clean or place in dishwasher if dishwasher is dirty.
10.) Shower, dress, brush teeth and go to work
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Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Summersim (7-6): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ