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LinkPizza
07/28/18 2:55:02 AM
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I think the first thing I do when I wake up is let my dogs out. Whether I'm waking up for the day at 5:30 am, 10:30 am, or 9:30 pm, I believe that's usually the first thing I do. What about all of you? And I guess when do you wake up for the day, as well. Just to help put things in perspective. I know sometimes, people wake up "for the day" at night if that work mid shift or something.
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MICHALECOLE
07/28/18 2:56:35 AM
#2:


Pee
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Bugmeat
07/28/18 2:57:52 AM
#3:


Turn off the alarm.
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LinkPizza
07/28/18 2:58:17 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Pee

That's a good one, too. I usually do that after letting my dogs out.
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TheSlinja
07/28/18 9:47:31 AM
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check twitter unfortunately
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cute_fan
07/28/18 10:21:42 AM
#6:


The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup. ^.^

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LinkPizza wrote:
I think the first thing I do when I wake up is let my dogs out.

I've been wondering for years who that was (who let the dogs out). ^.~
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AllstarSniper32
07/28/18 10:30:27 AM
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Besides getting out of bed?
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InhumaneRaider
07/28/18 10:32:32 AM
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Depends on what I have to do for the day.

If I work, I wake up and take a shower immediately and then head out.

If I'm off? Pee and get something to eat.
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rogerskg1979
07/28/18 10:35:20 AM
#9:


Pee and poop
Then eat breakfast
Then poop again because of my irritable bowels which make me poop after every meal.
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LinkPizza
07/28/18 10:41:29 AM
#10:


AllstarSniper32 posted...
Besides getting out of bed?

Yeah. Other than that, I guess. Though, there may be someone who does a bunch from their bed.
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DPsx7
07/28/18 1:22:50 PM
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Juice and breakfast, without fail. Usually while watching the weather channel. The cats always have dry food to crunch on so they're ok until they get their wet food. Then coffee and computer for a little while.
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faramir77
07/28/18 1:28:45 PM
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Either put on a pot of coffee or go pee. I try to do the coffee pot first but sometimes I really have to go.
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BADoglick
07/28/18 1:36:25 PM
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Keep my alarm on snooze every ten minutes
Go pee
Start Keurig
Nap until snooze
Brew k cup
Nap until snooze while coffee cools
Drink coffee while I come to
Poop

And then I'm officially awake
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green dragon
07/28/18 2:17:22 PM
#14:


urinate
drink water
get a snack to eat
head to the gym
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Mario_VS_DK
07/28/18 2:23:55 PM
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Apart from the hitting the snooze button a ridiculous amount of times...

Pee. Grab some fruit snacks. Go outside with the dogs. Eat my fruit snacks.
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Alexandra_Trent
07/28/18 3:16:58 PM
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Use the restroom
Wash my face and brush my teeth
Workout
Take a shower
Women stuff (put on body skincare, dress, facial skincare and light makeup, dry hair and style said hair)
Brew coffee
Enjoy coffee
Drive to work

Same for weekends; save for the last.
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zebatov
07/28/18 3:48:34 PM
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There's a lot of people pissing and shitting with their eyes closed in the morning apparently.
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AllstarSniper32
07/28/18 6:39:47 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
AllstarSniper32 posted...
Besides getting out of bed?

Yeah. Other than that, I guess.

I put water on so I can make tea and just sit on the sofa until it's done.
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JixHedgehog
07/28/18 7:01:35 PM
#19:


Coffee machine goes on
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Muffinz0rz
07/28/18 7:10:16 PM
#20:


1.) Turn off alarm
2.) Flip light switch to dim to let eyes adjust (dimmers are underrated; no bright blast of florescence right out of bed)
3.) Press button to warm up Nespresso machine
4.) Take epilepsy med and chug big glass of water with it
5.) Grab mug from cupboard and place it on Nespresso Drip Tray
6.) Grab espresso pod, insert in slot, start machine
7.) Get nekked, turn shower on. Sometimes pee here, sometimes not. Just depends.
8.) Slam espresso
9.) Rinse coffee mug, place in sink if dishwasher is clean or place in dishwasher if dishwasher is dirty.
10.) Shower, dress, brush teeth and go to work
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Greenfox111
07/28/18 7:37:42 PM
#21:


Go back to sleep
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JimCarrysToe
07/28/18 7:41:46 PM
#22:


Feed my cat
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captpackrat
07/28/18 9:46:32 PM
#23:


"Alexa, destroy humanity."

Hmm, I don't know that one.
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LinkPizza
07/28/18 9:48:25 PM
#24:


I guess if I were to elaborate on my first post:

I hit snooze a bunch because why wake up so early
I go let the dogs out
I go take a shower/brush teeth/maybe shave/etc.(hygiene stuff)
Let dogs back in
Get dressed
Put dogs back in kennels
Go to work

It can change based on days, where I work, and stuff. But I think that's usually the morning routine. But other then the snooze, I still stand by my original answer of letting the dogs out.
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SusanGreenEyes
07/28/18 10:11:13 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Pee

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Justin2Krelian
07/28/18 10:13:11 PM
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Working today?
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mooreandrew58
07/29/18 12:49:34 AM
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Depends. If I'm not pressed for time and my dogs are still asleep. Lay there and stare at the ceiling for awhile until I'm fully awake then usually get a drink and smoke a cigg. Otherwise let my dogs out and go about whatever I need to do that day
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OhhhJa
07/29/18 1:22:49 AM
#28:


Fart a lot and then go back to sleep for about 30 minutes and then get up and pee
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Blorfenburger
07/29/18 1:42:31 AM
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I sit up and go wwwwuuuuUUUHHH. Then i use the bathroom twice
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Muffinz0rz
07/29/18 12:44:29 PM
#30:


Blorfenburger posted...
I sit up and go wwwwuuuuUUUHHH.

Mine usually involves swearing of some sort if it's a result of my alarm going off on a workday.
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Mead
07/29/18 12:50:48 PM
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Pee and then take my dogs out to do the same
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LinkPizza
07/29/18 1:00:12 PM
#32:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Blorfenburger posted...
I sit up and go wwwwuuuuUUUHHH.

Mine usually involves swearing of some sort if it's a result of my alarm going off on a workday.

I think I also do this, just not physically. Like in my head, it's probably not pretty...

Mead posted...
Pee and then take my dogs out to do the same

See, I always let them out first because I feel bad that they have to wait until I'm up...
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rogerskg1979
07/29/18 1:03:43 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Blorfenburger posted...
I sit up and go wwwwuuuuUUUHHH.

Mine usually involves swearing of some sort if it's a result of my alarm going off on a workday.


Especially on Monday mornings. I hate Monday mornings. They're the worst. I have a case of the Mondays every Monday.
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Muffinz0rz
07/29/18 1:37:09 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I think I also do this, just not physically. Like in my head, it's probably not pretty..

Mine are definitely audible. I have no shame (but I live alone so volume isn't an issue)

rogerskg1979 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Blorfenburger posted...
I sit up and go wwwwuuuuUUUHHH.

Mine usually involves swearing of some sort if it's a result of my alarm going off on a workday.


Especially on Monday mornings. I hate Monday mornings. They're the worst. I have a case of the Mondays every Monday.

You're not alone fam
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Blorfenburger
07/29/18 2:31:39 PM
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I never got the whole monday thing
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LinkPizza
07/29/18 2:34:28 PM
#36:


Blorfenburger posted...
I never got the whole monday thing

Monday is usually the beginning of the work week for most people. And the beginning of the school week, as well. That means you have a whole week of work/school to look forward to.
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Blorfenburger
07/29/18 2:37:16 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Blorfenburger posted...
I never got the whole monday thing

Monday is usually the beginning of the work week for most people. And the beginning of the school week, as well. That means you have a whole week of work/school to look forward to.

Yeah I guess
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Pro_Boner
07/29/18 2:43:55 PM
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The first thing I usually do in the morning is check social media to see if the boyfriend of any of the girls I had a big crush on in highschool have died yet.
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LinkPizza
07/29/18 2:47:45 PM
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Pro_Boner posted...
The first thing I usually do in the morning is check social media to see if the boyfriend of any of the girls I had a big crush on in highschool have died yet.

Well, obviously. Everyone does that. I meant after that, of course.
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Revelation34
07/29/18 3:16:49 PM
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Yell at the cat for waking me up.
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Tardis2015
07/29/18 3:58:38 PM
#41:


get a drink
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rogerskg1979
07/29/18 6:19:56 PM
#42:


LinkPizza posted...
Blorfenburger posted...
I never got the whole monday thing

Monday is usually the beginning of the work week for most people. And the beginning of the school week, as well. That means you have a whole week of work/school to look forward to.


Or more accurately a week to NOT look forward to. lol

The whole "case of the Mondays" originated in the movie Office Space. I don't think it was ever used before then, but I could be wrong. Office Space may be a comedy that exaggerates some things about office work, but it's also pretty true about a lot of things too. It's one of my favorite comedies.
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Revelation34
07/29/18 6:51:55 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
Or more accurately a week to NOT look forward to. lol

The whole "case of the Mondays" originated in the movie Office Space. I don't think it was ever used before then, but I could be wrong. Office Space may be a comedy that exaggerates some things about office work, but it's also pretty true about a lot of things too. It's one of my favorite comedies.


Not even close it's been around for years before that. Garfield had also used it.
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SunWuKung420
07/29/18 6:54:34 PM
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Check for weird leaking fluids, right @wwinterj25?
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rogerskg1979
07/29/18 7:15:40 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Or more accurately a week to NOT look forward to. lol

The whole "case of the Mondays" originated in the movie Office Space. I don't think it was ever used before then, but I could be wrong. Office Space may be a comedy that exaggerates some things about office work, but it's also pretty true about a lot of things too. It's one of my favorite comedies.


Not even close it's been around for years before that. Garfield had also used it.


Interesting. Even "Know Your Meme" says it originated with Office Space.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/case-of-the-mondays

I tried googling "Garfield case of the Mondays" and I see a lot of instances where he says he hates Mondays, but nothing specifically about having a "case of the Mondays."
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Nichtcrawler X
07/29/18 7:17:58 PM
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InhumaneRaider posted...
If I work, I wake up and take a shower immediately and then head out.


Why would you not eat breakfast before work?

Edit: meaning, yes, besides getting dressed etc, my first real conscious activity after waking up is having my breakfast. And no, this is not me "buying into the propaganda", it is knowing what happens when skipping breakfast.
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Revelation34
07/29/18 7:20:29 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
Revelation34 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Or more accurately a week to NOT look forward to. lol

The whole "case of the Mondays" originated in the movie Office Space. I don't think it was ever used before then, but I could be wrong. Office Space may be a comedy that exaggerates some things about office work, but it's also pretty true about a lot of things too. It's one of my favorite comedies.


Not even close it's been around for years before that. Garfield had also used it.


Interesting. Even "Know Your Meme" says it originated with Office Space.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/case-of-the-mondays

I tried googling "Garfield case of the Mondays" and I see a lot of instances where he says he hates Mondays, but nothing specifically about having a "case of the Mondays."


It's the same thing. Office Space just used that exact line.
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SunWuKung420
07/29/18 7:48:38 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Revelation34 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Or more accurately a week to NOT look forward to. lol

The whole "case of the Mondays" originated in the movie Office Space. I don't think it was ever used before then, but I could be wrong. Office Space may be a comedy that exaggerates some things about office work, but it's also pretty true about a lot of things too. It's one of my favorite comedies.


Not even close it's been around for years before that. Garfield had also used it.


Interesting. Even "Know Your Meme" says it originated with Office Space.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/case-of-the-mondays

I tried googling "Garfield case of the Mondays" and I see a lot of instances where he says he hates Mondays, but nothing specifically about having a "case of the Mondays."


It's the same thing. Office Space just used that exact line.


As one of the elderly of the board, I can confirm that "a case of the Mondays" did stem from Garfield's dislike of Mondays, despite being a cat. Even the meme website says "To have a Case of the Mondays is to be in a bad mood on Monday due to the work- or school-week beginning." Which is basically the sentiment the Garfield creator was trying to express.
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wwinterj25
07/29/18 8:12:15 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Check for weird leaking fluids, right wwinterj25?


I don't think a guy of your size is in any position to be talking about leaking fluids.

On topic though: Make myself a drink.
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GRTooCool
07/29/18 8:13:15 PM
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1) Hit snooze on my alarm clock AND cell phone. 10 minutes later when it sounds again, I wake up and shut them both off.
2) Shower, Pee, Brush Teeth (takes like 7-10 minutes.. depending on how tired I am)
3) Go downstairs and do 25 pushups and then 25 jumping jacks. (Started making this a habit a few months ago. I love doing it now.)
4) Eat breakfast
5) Iron my clothes and do my hair. (I know I should iron it the night before and save another 5 minutes but I'm too damn lazy)
6) Out the door and off to work...
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