LogFAQs > #904068828

Pff, so many people wanting to die painlessly. I choose the most epic one. It would be the volcano if the option was "Jump into" instead of being thrown. So I pick Jump out of the airplane. When someone is trying to kill me. Just after finally insulting everyone I hate and saying "Never gonna catch me losers! Have fun living in this shitty world! See you all when reality resets, and trust me, I'll turn you lives into hell when it happens!" and then I jump while laughing maniacally all the way down, just like an old school villain. Extra points if someone is traumatized by the experience. Specially if I somehow ends up surviving... yeah, showing up in front of them in that case would be freaking priceless.