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Of course it would make me different from all the others. Because I would be the first person in history that took a photo/video clip of an alien that wasn't a pixelated, blurry, dark mess! Haha

You seem to be having some trouble wrapping your mind around this. I get it. You are skeptical. That's fine. We are talking about a totally theoretical situation, after all.

Do you know of any alien photographs/video clips circling the internet at this very moment that people are claiming to be real, and you feel conflicted on? Ones that aren't a blurry, dark, pixelated mess taken by some farmer with a middle school education back in the 1970's?

Because my photo/video would not be that.

I am talking about me taking a photograph/video, in 2018, in my backyard, in focus, with decent lighting, on a camera that was constructed in the 21st century....that cannot be easily misinterpreted as fake, because too many factors are working in its favor.

It's there. Bam. Clear as day. Easy to see. Easy to study. Holy shit, this dude actually took a photo/video of an alien!

It would make its rounds online. A couple news agencies would probably even want to interview me.

In fact, the photo/video is of such good quality, the only people who would be able to deny its legitimacy, are people who are lying to themselves...because they are more horrified by the prospect of it being real than being a hoax. But image experts would be able to study it pixel by pixel, and even crack into the hardware of the camera/phone I took the photo/video on to determine it was 100% legitimate and not altered in any way.

If you don't think this is possible, you should look into some of the stuff criminal investigators can do.

Haters and doubters would probably even be willing to argue with me about it, and offer to pay the fees to get it processed by professionals to prove its legitimacy. Which, of course, I would be more than happy to do.

But yeah. There are no limits to human ignorance. Even after it's proven to be an unaltered, legitimate photograph/video, there would still be people who refuse to believe it, because the idea just terrifies them. Kinda like how we can still have "flat-earthers" even in 2018. But those people are mentally ill and can usually be dismissed with ease.

They will probably assume the image analysts were in on it. Or I'm an ISIS sleeper agent, trying to prove Jesus is a lie. Or the whole thing is a publicity stunt for some new movie coming out. Or I'm a Scientologist. All of which would be laughable and probably only assist me in looking even more legit.

We've seen that stuff before. The lie eventually comes out. But this photo would be different. This would be a one of a kind. The first of its kind. Little room for doubt.

Personally, I'd be extremely entertained watching people try to prove its fake, knowing damn well it isn't, because I was the one who took the photo and saw the damn alien with my own eyes.

How fascinating it would be. To know something is real, but other people refusing to process it.

Internet trolls who insist its fake, even posting fake proof that I'm an independent film maker and the whole thing was just designed to bring attention to my website or some shit. The trolls even go so far as to get ahold of pictures of me, steal my identity, and CREATE fake websites where I'm admitting that it was all a lie to promote my new movie. So they can say, "SEE!!?! He's a fraud!!!" lol

It's all good, dude. I get it. Yer skeptical of a theoretical situation.
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