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Kairi Sane shows up just outside MVP's Office. Before MVP can regard her, Russo appears out of nowhere-- "This is Carrie Sane, bro, and she's ready to take the women's division by storm, bro, so you'd better have a match for her if you want the best talent on your show, bro" MVP nods, says he's interested, and offers to have her face Mickie James-- Kairi Sane looks excited! Russo says that's not good enough, bro, you've gotta do a little better. MVP offers to have her face Alexa Bliss-- Kairi Sane looks excited! Russo says this isn't good enough, bro, come on Carrie as your agent we gotta go, bro. Russo walks off. Kairi says some stuff in Japanese to MVP, then shouts Alexa Bliss, pumps her fist. MVP says that offer was the best he can do, sorry, bye, and closes the door in her face. Kairi Sane is livid, shouts "NANI?!?" at the door... then sulks... then walks away.(61)

Samoa Joe vs Seth Rollins. A competitive match for a few minutes, until Roman shows up, distracting Rollins. Samoa Joe gets a decisive advantage, but Rollins eventually rolls out of the ring, shouts "screw this" shoots a glare at Roman, and gets counted out (74)

Cedric Alexander is in the ring, he'll face anyone cause yadayada cruiserweight title prestige. Goldust appears says he'll battle him... but it must be... for the Cruiserweight Title... Alexander says he's on (64) The match only goes for a few minutes, when Drake Maverick, GM of 205 Live shows up, and says this match MUST be stopped now, as Goldust clearly is not 205 or under. And so it is. The match is thrown out. Cedric is livid! (59)

Carmella shows up to MVP's office. Asks if MVP is going to try to take her title too. MVP says that's a great idea-- but Mark Henry cuts him off, tapping on a notebook, and says he can't do that. He taps the notebook, and explains the GM can't put themselves in a title match according to the stipulations set forth by the board of directors in paragraph 74 subsectio-- MVP is like "why did I bring you along anyway?" MVP says she's a Smackdown talent anyway so she should make like KO and Zayn and beat it. Carmella grins and leaves. (76) As she leaves, Miz shows up to gloat about how even the combined might of MVP and Zack Ryder could not stop him. "Robbie E"-- "What?"-- Miz continues to gloat, MVP gets visibly annoyed, says he gave him an easy opponent out of respect, but now Miz won't shut up, so he's going to have to face Braun Strowman in our main event... tonight... Miz's mouth agape-- "you can't do that I al--" "for the Intercontinental Title" (98)

After the break, Robbie E is backstage... he's like "EASY MATCH HE SAYS!?!" Out of nowhere Strowman appears and throws him through a wall. (72) Hawkins is in the ring, says Sheamus is going to have to FACE THE FACTS! Sheamus comes out for a match. Sheamus distracts the ref. Cesaro brutalizes Hawkins for literal minutes as Sheamus somehow keeps the ref distracted the whole time. Corey Graves is livid about the incompetence of this ref. After a neutralizer, Cesaro finally gets bored, and Sheamus pins Hawkins having hit no moves of his own on him (73)

Miztourage are in the ring, say it's all Titus Worldwide's fault Miz must defend his title against Strowman, and they're going to make em pay, for Miz (47) Apollo and Titus d. The Miztourage easily (56)

Finn Balor vs "Jose". It's No Way Jose, but with jobber presentation-- Jose argues with Jojo that his name isn't just "Jose." Finn Balor wins easily (69)
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