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Alright hopefully we'll get back in the stride of things here. Hoping to do Smackdown tomorrow as well.

Raw Week 4 April 2018

We start the show by immediately revealing the new GM of Raw...

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MVP shows up, he's accompanied by Mark Henry, who he explains is his second in command. MVP talks about how years ago while he was the highest paid free agent in Smackdown history, he decided to plan for his future, and dumped a bunch of his money into WWE stock. Then, well, he forgot about it for years and years-- to his detriment, in fact. But recently he received a call from the board executive shareholders, who gave him this position due to his financial stake and previous experience in WWE.

Miz interrupts MVP while he's infodumping, insisting no one cares about this, and that tonight should be to celebrate his ALL TIME RECORD BREAKING REIGN, as he is now, as of Sunday, the longest reigning IC Champion in history! MVP and Mark Henry insincerely applaud and give him kudos, but Titus O'Neil interrupts, saying that according to his statistician Dana Brooke, after looking into it after seeing Miz gloat all day backstage, Miz isn't the longest reigning IC Champion until NEXT Sunday. Titus suggests, MVP thinks that's a great idea. Miz will have a match against a new signing... and it'll be... NEXT! (83)

The Miz vs... new signing Robbie E? Robbie E, under the name Robbie E and still doing his basic Jersey Shore gimmick from TNA, gets no respect from Miz. He puts up some fight, but Miz puts him down without too much trouble. (65)

MVP and Mark Henry are backstage in their office, Mark Henry is shaking hands with Paul Ellering-- as Ellering is walking away, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn show up to talk some trash. They say they still rule this show, and they'll cripple MVP if he tries to stop them. Mark Henry steps in... saying if they try this, they'll be inducted into the Hall of Pain... Owens and Zayn cut him off, mocking this right up in Henry's face-- a washed up has been like Mark Henry isn't going to stop them either. Akam and Rezar show up out of nowhere, step in between Henry and Owens and Zayn, staring the two down... as Henry finishes... "courtesy, of the Authors of Pain." Owens and Zayn slowly back off, and MVP says they're barred from Raw and they have 5 minutes to get out of here as the AoP continue to stare a hole in them. (84)

The Hardy Boyz vs The Revival. Jeff wrestles the match, ignoring Matt Hardy, who grabs a mic on the apron and incoherently shouts about how he and brother Nero are in a time loop, destined to face Dash of Wilds and Daw's Son biweekly for eternity! Jeff Hardy kinda wins 1v2, more or less, as Matt is never tagged in or even really acknowledged. (74)

Seth Rollins is backstage, getting in Roman's face about Roman abandoning him to face Joe last week. Roman apologizes, Rollins isn't having it. Joe shows up, mocks them, and challenges Rollins to a match tonight. Rollins accepts-- Roman offers to have his back, and Rollins blows him off. (91)

Nia Jax d. Mandy Rose in a total squash (46) Alexa Bliss shows up on the tron, explaining to everyone that Nia Jax is a bully, look at poor Mandy Rose, she's dead! Mandy Rose struggles to her feet-- Alexa clarifies not literally dead-- Nia Jax samoan drops Mandy-- Alexa clarifies maybe literally dead *ahem* POOR MANDY ROSE WOE~ (69)
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